this post was submitted on 19 Mar 2025
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[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 26 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (5 children)

I think you'd start running out of billionaires very quickly, so not sure how sustainable this is tbh. Needs a case study.

[–] Zzyzx@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 1 month ago

That's a risk I'm willing to take

[–] Infynis@midwest.social 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

We should be aiming for Net Zero billionaires anyway 😉

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 7 points 1 month ago

I have a feeling this would coincide positively with a lot of our other noble goals, too...

[–] fluffykittycat@slrpnk.net 7 points 1 month ago

we're doing a planned extinction since they're really bad for the environment

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 4 points 1 month ago

Can I design the field trial?

[–] Wilco@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago

Multimillionaires will work, as long as they are over 5-10 million and either exploit workers or meddle in politics they can work as fertilizer.

[–] cerement@slrpnk.net 12 points 1 month ago

oligarchkultur

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Its important to learn the timing and methods for rare and endangered plant seed collection and seedling preparation. By incorporating endangered species into your billionaire bed, you create a legal barrier which can help prevent the extraction and loss of nutrients their removal might represent. Make sure to identify species that are native or endangered, and ecologically appropriate for your environment.

[–] arrow74@lemm.ee 9 points 1 month ago

In a pinch an ICE agent also works

[–] alcoholicorn@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 month ago

Wait billionaires? I've been using Saddam Hussein all this time.

I love this

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No don't! You will poison the Earth!

[–] Gnugit@aussie.zone 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

In permaculture we need to absorb a little toxin to equalise the poison on the world.

We just need to include it with the toxin from the sheet mulch card glue and ink.

[–] Anivia@feddit.org 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Plant a hyperaccumulator (like cannabis for example 😍) to absorb all the toxins from the soil

[–] Gnugit@aussie.zone 1 points 1 month ago

I hear vetiver grass is also good, then the roots are used as a flooring that can deter pest and be walked all over.