this post was submitted on 19 Mar 2025
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[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 25 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (5 children)

I think you'd start running out of billionaires very quickly, so not sure how sustainable this is tbh. Needs a case study.

[–] Wilco@lemm.ee 3 points 5 hours ago

Multimillionaires will work, as long as they are over 5-10 million and either exploit workers or meddle in politics they can work as fertilizer.

[–] fluffykittycat@slrpnk.net 7 points 1 day ago

we're doing a planned extinction since they're really bad for the environment

[–] Zzyzx@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 1 day ago

That's a risk I'm willing to take

[–] Infynis@midwest.social 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

We should be aiming for Net Zero billionaires anyway 😉

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 7 points 1 day ago

I have a feeling this would coincide positively with a lot of our other noble goals, too...

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 4 points 1 day ago

Can I design the field trial?

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

No don't! You will poison the Earth!

[–] Gnugit@aussie.zone 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

In permaculture we need to absorb a little toxin to equalise the poison on the world.

We just need to include it with the toxin from the sheet mulch card glue and ink.

[–] Anivia@feddit.org 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Plant a hyperaccumulator (like cannabis for example 😍) to absorb all the toxins from the soil

[–] Gnugit@aussie.zone 1 points 5 hours ago

I hear vetiver grass is also good, then the roots are used as a flooring that can deter pest and be walked all over.

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Its important to learn the timing and methods for rare and endangered plant seed collection and seedling preparation. By incorporating endangered species into your billionaire bed, you create a legal barrier which can help prevent the extraction and loss of nutrients their removal might represent. Make sure to identify species that are native or endangered, and ecologically appropriate for your environment.

[–] cerement@slrpnk.net 12 points 1 day ago

oligarchkultur

[–] arrow74@lemm.ee 9 points 1 day ago

In a pinch an ICE agent also works

[–] alcoholicorn@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 day ago

Wait billionaires? I've been using Saddam Hussein all this time.

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