this post was submitted on 26 Mar 2025
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[–] bazus1@lemmy.world 54 points 1 week ago (2 children)

There’s twelve seconds of my life I’ll never get back.

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 38 points 1 week ago

You only watched it once?

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 14 points 1 week ago

More because i rewatched it several times to at least get a slight understanding of the complex situation that went down in the video.

[–] FeelzGoodMan420@eviltoast.org 40 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Now THIS is a quality post. Finally some good content here.

[–] nagaram@startrek.website 32 points 1 week ago

I was promised SHIT POSTS and now I get one! Thank you!

[–] Jumpingspiderman@lemmy.world 36 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What exactly did I just see? Or thought I saw?

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Some dude throwing his shit at another dude

[–] Condiment2085@lemm.ee 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Idk man I've seen people do some fucked up shit.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 30 points 1 week ago

I came here for shitposts

This is a blatant shitpost

Now I don't want to see shitposts

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 29 points 1 week ago

Return to monke

[–] harsh3466@lemmy.ml 29 points 1 week ago

I don't think this is his first time doing that...

[–] riodoro1@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Num10ck@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] riodoro1@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

So… he did.

I need to remember that strategy.

[–] djvinniev77@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] jia_tan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] djvinniev77@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 week ago

Ooooh much better.

[–] wanderwisley@lemm.ee 10 points 1 week ago

That’s some serious shit.

[–] Gemini24601@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

He had been training for that moment his entire life.

[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

This is why the internet was created

[–] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 6 points 1 week ago

Die Mann rolled tactically like he's a soldier yet failed to even avoid the shit

[–] Dreaming_Novaling@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 week ago

In literal tears and confusion as I watched this and then I said "holy shit" out loud, only to delve deeper into my 3am fueled headache delirium of laughter 😭