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[-] wscholermann@aussie.zone 18 points 11 months ago

Shout-out to all those that for one reason or another had no father or even a father figure. I know today is a yearly reminder of what we didn't have.

[-] just_kitten@aussie.zone 9 points 11 months ago

💚 right here with you. I'm glad that over the years, the very unreasonable pestering from other people to try and reconnect to my father (who still pretends that he did nothing wrong), as some kind of show of womanly magnanimity and spiritual development to prove myself worthy, has faded away.

[-] oztrin@aussie.zone 7 points 11 months ago

Uggh, I hate those 'but faaaamily' types.

[-] wscholermann@aussie.zone 7 points 11 months ago

As Britney would say to them "Mind your B"

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[-] Baku@aussie.zone 8 points 11 months ago
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[-] Force_majeure122@aussie.zone 13 points 11 months ago
[-] oztrin@aussie.zone 12 points 11 months ago

Oh Gawd Cennalink strikes again. Just got a text to day that I have an appointment with a DES agency tomorrow for an interview re: getting work.
Fortunately I'm able to go and quite willing to discuss strategies so I can hit the ground running when I am fit to start working, but isn't it fucking typical?

[-] PeelerSheila@aussie.zone 8 points 11 months ago

Geez they don't give you much time!

[-] oztrin@aussie.zone 5 points 11 months ago

Plus I've got a medical certificate until the 21st. facepalm. From experience I suspect wires have been crossed somewhere.

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[-] brave@aussie.zone 11 points 11 months ago

It's Father's Day! I work at an outdoor venue and we predict it'll be chockers...

[-] Thornburywitch@aussie.zone 10 points 11 months ago

Pity the poor Bunnings staff - and if you have to go there, make their life a bit easier if you conveniently can.

[-] just_kitten@aussie.zone 10 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Folks it's my last Sunday night for a long time before I have to work on Monday. Wish me luck in clearing out the remaining tasks over the last 3 days. Starting a bit early tonight to get ahead of one task (need to concentrate and get the code right), before I focus on the next big thing tomorrow that will require much more strategic thinking

E: good old brain. Flails around subconsciously for days and then when I finally sit down in the right frame of mind, the solution comes to me in a brilliant stroke and a relatively simple SQL query pulls everything together. Fuck yeah SQL saving me from doing this shit the hard way, or god forbid, having to learn an actual programming language

E2: glory hallelujah what I thought would take 4 hours took 40 minutes and nothing complicated at all.

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[-] just_kitten@aussie.zone 10 points 11 months ago

Just quietly... I think I want to be out of Victoria by next winter. I need a break. Either a permanent move interstate, or move all my stuff into storage and go travel for 3 months. I could go to the US and travel with/stay with my brother on the cheap. Finally go on a road trip now that I've got my licence and enough driving experience/confidence.

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[-] bananafungus@aussie.zone 9 points 11 months ago

The birds have been hard at work cracking snails on my roof this morning, and while I'm awake and working anyway it's in its 3rd hour and beginning to get a little annoying.

[-] anotherspringchicken@aussie.zone 8 points 11 months ago

I think you’ve solved the mystery of the noises I’ve been hearing on the roof! Couldn’t work out how the birds were making so much noise with their soft little feet

[-] bananafungus@aussie.zone 6 points 11 months ago

I find they get right into it on sunny mornings, lots of tap tap tapping.

[-] Outlier1031@aussie.zone 8 points 11 months ago

Be careful because they may have read the story of Aeschylus, an ancient greek playwright who was killed by a falling turtle that had been dropped by an Eagle who had confused Aeschylus's shiny, bald head for a rock. This is apparently a true historical account and golden eagles in greece do kill turtles by dropping them onto rocks.

[-] bananafungus@aussie.zone 7 points 11 months ago

Not even a little embarrassed to say I only know this story because I saw it on Horrible Histories.

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[-] Thornburywitch@aussie.zone 7 points 11 months ago

Sooner or later they will run out of snails. Have hope.

[-] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 7 points 11 months ago

“Stand by the grey stone when the thrush knocks, and the setting sun with the last light of Durin’s Day will shine upon the key-hole.” 😨😨😨

[-] bananafungus@aussie.zone 6 points 11 months ago

Oh shit, shit's about to get real.

[-] Cendana@lemm.ee 9 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Melbourne road today:

In the Melbourne CBD, on Lonsdale St with the 90º median parking. Two people on opposite sides pulled halfway into a spot, blocking a lane in each direction, including some cops in a marked car.

Lights come on and three cops got out of the car, the driver was like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ arms up high and kicked them both out of the parking spot, then went about their day moments later.

The car that was in front of me / behind the cops then promptly took that spot.

🤣

[-] Thornburywitch@aussie.zone 9 points 11 months ago

Two quarrelling wattle birds have just crashed into my front window. Beak first. If they had any brains to begin with, those brains are now mashed potato. Which explains a bit about wattle birds.

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[-] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 9 points 11 months ago

Another beautiful sunny day. :) I'll just water a few of the plants then go out to buy some materials to make masks.

[-] Llabyrinthine@aussie.zone 9 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Well the sleep-in gods denied me the zzzs this morning, so finished some laundry and drank all the required Hydralite. I’m washed and dressed and awaiting company to revel in this sunshine.

Wherever you are and whatever you’re doing (haha, no Marx for you) I hope you’re having a good day. Be in the moment and if you’re having a bit of one, remember this too shall pass.

[-] bull@aussie.zone 8 points 11 months ago

Just up in my hotel room getting stuck into some mounds. Any day which doesn't start or end with a face full of mounds is a day wasted.

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[-] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 8 points 11 months ago

Stop deleting shit people. It fucks shit up.

[-] fullkitwanker@aussie.zone 7 points 11 months ago

But can I delete shit people?

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[-] Pilk@aussie.zone 8 points 11 months ago
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[-] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 8 points 11 months ago

Going to write stern but fairly worded letter to Geelong council about a very bright street light they've installed. Honestly 3 x the lumens of a normal street light and it's on a road that has next to zero (0) traffic.

It is also next to an area has a heap of active frogs (when weather permits). Insects are going to head towards the light.

It will go a little something like this:

"Oi g-town cunts dim your shitty light,

regards

Bottom racer".

I intend to do this before the pobblebonk awakens. They need food.

[-] wscholermann@aussie.zone 7 points 11 months ago

There needs to be laws against toxic lighting. Not just for street lights but also public buildings and apartment buildings.

[-] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 7 points 11 months ago

Fully agree.

There was a movement a while ago trying to get buildings and advertising etc. to shield lights and point them down towards the ground but it fell on deaf ears.

I truly believe shitty lighting is contributing to insect decline (and all that rely on them).

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[-] StudChud@aussie.zone 7 points 11 months ago

Mmmmm stale croissants for after-dinner snack 🤤

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[-] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 7 points 11 months ago

I made crispy airfried chicken wings. Forgot to take a pic cause I was very hungry but they were good. Must nap now.

[-] Force_majeure122@aussie.zone 7 points 11 months ago

Feels nice to feel like I'm in a position of power in requesting a raise at work. While it would be nice if they meet my request (~10% increase), I'm actually feeling okay to put my money where my mouth is and start actively applying elsewhere. They would be silly to let me go for this amount, but I wouldn't put it past them.

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[-] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 7 points 11 months ago

yay, I finally found an antique cameo shell, from about 1875. Just a sailor carved shell that says "God bless this home"

spoiler

[-] Llabyrinthine@aussie.zone 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

A couple days out, but imbibing this evening.

It has been far more fun than expected.

Edit: I haz made it home safely. Hello to my early morning peeps, but I shall be asleep.

[-] RosaliePreistley@aussie.zone 6 points 11 months ago

Happy father's day to all the fathers out there.

My cat decided to let me sleep in till 5.15 today the little champ. Logged into my friends little minecraft server and they'd built a little party setup for one of the players. it was pretty amazing, it must have taken them ages. nice way to start what is looking to be another beautiful day. happy sunday everyone.

[-] Gibsonisafluffybutt@aussie.zone 6 points 11 months ago

Just going to veg out today. Yay. For those who struggle with father's day, do something nice for yourself ❤️

[-] bananafungus@aussie.zone 6 points 11 months ago

Probably shouldn't have but I've picked up a 1970s collected edition of E.M Foster's early works (Howard's End, Room wiith a View, A Passage to India, Where Angel's Fear to Tread, The Longest Journey). I only went in looking for a copy of Howard's End because I couldn't find my old copy, which knowing me I probably just gave away without a thought to get it back.

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[-] PeelerSheila@aussie.zone 6 points 11 months ago

Lunch has been eaten, and the children have commenced the "can we go to the park" campaign. I have commenced the "let me finish a cup of tea after cooking a roast for lunch" campaign.

[-] Duenan@aussie.zone 6 points 11 months ago

I’m depressed and sad. The bad news never end, i think that life hates me and it’s finally put the final nail in the coffin.

I want to restart my life, I don’t see a good end to this one.

[-] Pilk@aussie.zone 6 points 11 months ago

Tell us more, what do you mean?

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[-] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 6 points 11 months ago
[-] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 6 points 11 months ago

I think I just worked out what spinny thing is for. I think it's when someone blocks you. Lol

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[-] StudChud@aussie.zone 6 points 11 months ago

My body has decided I am awake now ugh. Turned heater on to dry the clothes (warm me up), and made myself a coffee.

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