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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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Now that federation is back we need to badpost with the rest of lemmy. First person to do it gets a special reward just from me

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[–] dat_math@hexbear.net 8 points 3 weeks ago

a special reward just from me

I'm upping the ante. It's now two special rewards.

[–] dadarobot 8 points 3 weeks ago

this is how i learned about the refederation. welcome back

[–] eldavi@lemmy.ml 6 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

is beanis still a thing here? lol

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

....and it's never going away, just evolving to an ascended form.

[–] eldavi@lemmy.ml 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

oh god, the animation has evolved. lol

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 11 points 3 weeks ago

We have such sights to show you!

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 8 points 3 weeks ago

Beanis is eternal

[–] OgdenTO@hexbear.net 5 points 3 weeks ago

What do you mean "still"? Beanis always has been and always will be.

[–] OgdenTO@hexbear.net 4 points 3 weeks ago

I'm not not local, I feel like that's close enough

:beanis-salute:

[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 4 points 3 weeks ago

Not a fart!

[–] merthyr1831@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

we have this brand of shitty flavoured instant coffee in the UK called beanies that comes up when you search beanis on ddg

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

This counts here's your present:

the presentbeanis