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[–] Jode@midwest.social 27 points 5 days ago (2 children)
[–] dhtseany@lemmy.ml 12 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Fuck boys, it's the way of the road, eh?

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 10 points 5 days ago

Way she goes...

[–] marduk 24 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Sadly, my guess is it's an Amazon driver

[–] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

Or an Uber driver

[–] TheGreyGhost@lemmy.ml 22 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 5 days ago

Jarate?! Nooooooooooo!

[–] rauls4@lemm.ee 15 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] ZMonster@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

His wife goes out and owes money - ALL OVER TOWN - and they put pee in my recycle bin?!?

[–] drzoidberg@lemmy.world 12 points 5 days ago (3 children)

How does he know it's pee? Did he open it and take a taste? It could be a severely overestimated lemonade party.

If you or someone you know would like to learn more about these parties, hit up lemonparty.org

[–] SatyrSack@feddit.org 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] jqubed@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

Just saw this episode a few days ago and almost fell out of my chair laughing, and my wife had no clue why

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

Gr… gra… grandpa? 😳

[–] LNRDrone@sopuli.xyz 6 points 5 days ago

Maybe he pissed off somebody...

[–] ZMonster@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

His next-door neighbor, a local drywaller, said he, "saw the pisser go that-a-way."

[–] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

People deep in alcohols grasp tend to use a lot of containers as couch urinals.

Sadly I can picture someone there who has either misguided, ignorant, or selfish motivations for then putting them in a neighbours bin.

Who knows.

[–] metallic_substance@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

People deep in alcohols grasp tend to use a lot of containers as couch urinals.

What? What are you basing this on?

[–] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

Many patients in many homes on many couches.

[–] boydster@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 days ago

It sounds like maybe the person leaving it is just wanting to make sure it's responsibly recycled

[–] sndmn@lemmy.ca 1 points 5 days ago

convenience