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[–] Bonje@lemmy.world 70 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I'm sure there is a swasticar adaptation out there.

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 15 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

I've seen one on my town with a little boy in the seat. Right before they got in, another little boy yelled "EWW A, CYBERTRUCK", fully having no idea (same as everyone else around) that the owner and his son were about to enter it from 10-15 paces away.

Everyone laughed at the boy's outburst... Then the owner got to the truck and there was a short, louder laugh followed by everyone pretending nothing happened and looking away.

This was months ago. These days I think people would keep laughing, and possibly point.

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 26 points 5 days ago (1 children)

There's one in my city I've seen twice now, driven my a tiny elderly woman with purple hair. I am compelled to know more about her and how she came to drive a cyberturd even though doing so may ruin my day.

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 20 points 4 days ago

She’s the infamous hacker known as 4chan and she got into solana early

[–] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 13 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I would be embarrassed to be seen in one

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 4 days ago

that's why you get tinted windows

[–] alexc@lemmy.world 15 points 5 days ago

Same. Two of them around Oakville. Always alone. Mostly seem to just be driving around the block and not actually going anywhere.

Sad

[–] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 15 points 5 days ago

There's one in my neighborhood and everytime I see it I can't help but laugh.

But can confirm it's always just one dude, never seen a passenger

[–] IphtashuFitz@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I hate to admit that my wife has a cousin who is a huge Tesla fan that owns both a Model Y and one of these stainless-steel refrigerators on wheels. He regularly drives around with his two young sons strapped into the back seat…

[–] SatyrSack@feddit.org 12 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Aren't there child endangerment laws in your country?

[–] IphtashuFitz@lemmy.world 14 points 4 days ago (1 children)

With Trump & Musk running things?

[–] Jakeroxs@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 days ago

It's mandatory

[–] P1k1e@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

Cuz if you do they burn alive

[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 7 points 4 days ago

Weird, now that you mention it I haven’t either.

I have. It was two of the most typical, thumb looking, dad-vibe white dudes you can imagine.

Because they are in the trunk.

(Magats are human traffickers)

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Never seen a cybertruck in general

[–] officermike@lemmy.world 12 points 5 days ago

You are fortunate

[–] DontMakeMoreBabies@lemm.ee 5 points 4 days ago

I saw one in person for the first time a few days ago and literally just started laughing. They're even worse than they seem in the pictures.

[–] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Hailon Musk just couldn't get that box full of shit (including driver) approved for roads in Europe

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 2 points 4 days ago