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[–] collapse_already@lemmy.ml 5 points 9 hours ago

I was disappointed that their was no raccoon invasion paragraph for raccoons that mistake them for dumpsters. My explanation is that rural park raccoons are not familiar with dumpsters in the manner that urban raccoons are.

[–] rowdyrockets@lemm.ee 13 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Lmao. Car camping in my rav4: Pull up. Pop the hatch. (Optional) install magnetic bug screen on hatch opening. Blow up air mattress using car’s 2-prong plug. Sleep.

So long as it’s not raining sideways, I can even keep it open during storms. My car has something called “intelligent design” in which water is sent away from the hatch door, even when open.

Looking at “Cybergirl’s” pfp tells me everything I need to know about this person.

[–] Snowpix@lemmy.ca 1 points 9 hours ago

My god she even has a Karen-style haircut and apparently owns multiple Teslas. She must be a real piece of work.

[–] IphtashuFitz@lemmy.world 8 points 12 hours ago

Plug the car into a power source and yet the outlets in the vehicle don’t work. So don’t forget an extra extension cord (or two)…

Jeez…

[–] masterofn001@lemmy.ca 37 points 1 day ago

We nearly suffocated, could open doors and the tent mode is no good for being used as a tent and we couldn't use the all electric vehicles electricity while it was charging.

10/10 heil Musk's

[–] Artyom@lemm.ee 11 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

Each paragraph was crazier than the last. I audibly gaspedwhen I read "50 psi" for a tire.

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 6 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

That is not that abnormal. Wait till you hear about light truck tires.

[–] Twinklebreeze@lemmy.world 5 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

I think my truck tires are 70 psi, but I got a 3/4 ton diesel. My truck does (can do if I had a need) truck things with all those psi.

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 2 points 10 hours ago

My 3/4 ton Suburban ran 85.

[–] paddythegeek@lemmy.ca 73 points 1 day ago (3 children)

That is fucking hilarious, esp the cell service requirement for you to, you know, open and shut the doors on the vehicle.

[–] dankm@lemmy.ca 8 points 12 hours ago

Requiring cell service for anything on a vehicle is an absurd "will not buy this product" requirement, even on a pure electric vehicle. I routinely (and intentionally) drive my vehicles out of cell range many times a summer.

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 1 points 10 hours ago

It did say there were manual controls too

[–] cyrano@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 1 day ago

Yeah it’s a crazy requirement

[–] Ghost33313@beehaw.org 10 points 22 hours ago

How could you ever camp without proper power supply!? The horror! /s

[–] rbos@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Sturgist@lemmy.ca 7 points 19 hours ago

I'd love to call it Glamping, but it's too ghetto for that.

[–] TheBloodFarts@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 day ago

Sounds super unpleasant

[–] Norin@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

Just buy a tent and camp like us poors.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 6 points 1 day ago

In the old days we knew what to do about people who sleep in a vault.