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[–] Pistcow@lemm.ee 29 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

"Line go green!"

"Who made the line go red?"

"Line go green!"

"It's still red compared to when he started"

"Line go green!"

[–] elvith@feddit.org 25 points 2 weeks ago

The art of the steal (from consumer pockets)

[–] crumbguzzler5000@feddit.org 19 points 2 weeks ago

I'm sick of winning, let's call China

[–] GoTime@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago

Too much winning /s

[–] cosmicrookie@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago

Slaps a person in the face....

I am open to talks on how to solve the problem of me slapping you in the face, if you want. But you have to be reasonable!

[–] AlbinoPython@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Hey China, just checking in. I was in the shower and thought I heard the phone ring. Anyways, call me when you get this.

[–] bstix@feddit.dk 5 points 2 weeks ago

This will be he same as when he had to call the Mexican president to beg him to say that they'd pay for the wall.

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

"Trade wars are EASY to win!" - some dickhead con man