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cross-posted from: https://szmer.info/post/6806162

So, which butthole did you pull your code, copy, or image from today? ๐Ÿ™‚

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[โ€“] KingOogaBooga@lemmy.world 9 points 6 hours ago

Cuz AI is usually full of shit?

[โ€“] shadowedcross@sh.itjust.works 11 points 10 hours ago

Like CEO, like company.

[โ€“] runeko@programming.dev 33 points 14 hours ago (4 children)
[โ€“] egs81t@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 1 hour ago

Great school, really good curriculum, too.

[โ€“] RonSijm@programming.dev 2 points 3 hours ago

They were streets ahead in their logo design...

[โ€“] Uranus_Hz@lemm.ee 10 points 8 hours ago

E Pluribus Anus

[โ€“] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 7 points 12 hours ago

They're this close to the chaos symbol.

[โ€“] dirtycrow@programming.dev 26 points 14 hours ago
[โ€“] AmidFuror@fedia.io 49 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Because they are mostly circles, and the author is anally fixated.

[โ€“] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 13 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (1 children)

exactly, Claude's is the only one that remotely resembles one, the others are just radially symmetric. Does the author also think flowers are buttholes? Stars, planets, camera apertures, vortices are all buttholes.

[โ€“] Woht24@lemmy.world 6 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[โ€“] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 10 points 13 hours ago

akhctually, I'm an asshole

[โ€“] roofuskit@lemmy.world 53 points 22 hours ago (2 children)
[โ€“] Ciryamo@feddit.org 14 points 21 hours ago

They're a symbol for the crossroads of ideas.

[โ€“] mmddmm@lemm.ee 4 points 17 hours ago

Yeah, the Claude logo was obviously inspired by Community.

Just as much as the Apple AI one is a copy of the OpenAI.

[โ€“] MantisToboggon@lazysoci.al 52 points 22 hours ago

Cause they are full of backdoors.

[โ€“] Tramdan@sh.itjust.works 10 points 17 hours ago

I think you need to see a doctor.

[โ€“] vk6flab@lemmy.radio 18 points 20 hours ago

Because the only thing coming out of them is shit?

[โ€“] casmael@lemm.ee 19 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

Because the product is shit, obviously

[โ€“] sundray@lemmus.org 17 points 20 hours ago (3 children)

Every booty-hole is as unique and different as a snowflake. Truly a wonder of nature.

[โ€“] d_k_bo@feddit.org 2 points 1 hour ago

The toilet then sends the data it collects to a cloud server.

What could go wrong.

[โ€“] xorollo@leminal.space 3 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

So, if I forget my Fitbit, then the run didn't happen. So here, I have to hold my poop to get to the toilet camera.

Can y'all just tell me what kind of poop consistencies apparently indicate disease? I could use my eyes.

[โ€“] sundray@lemmus.org 2 points 6 hours ago

If you see blood in your stool, or if it's dark and tar-like, you should see a doctor. Could be nothing, but if it's best to check with a professional.

Also keep an eye out for pinworms or tapeworms.

Wasnโ€™t there a cartoon where a scientist or military dude needed to scan his anus before entering a top secret room?

[โ€“] ik5pvx@lemmy.world 19 points 21 hours ago (2 children)
[โ€“] WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 7 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

Garbage in, garbage out. These logos represent the latter.

[โ€“] Enzy@lemm.ee 3 points 21 hours ago

Shit, mostly.

[โ€“] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

What a silly take. You could just as well say they look like flowers.

[โ€“] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 3 points 12 hours ago

Buttholes are funnier, though.

To represent their creators.

[โ€“] mmddmm@lemm.ee 2 points 17 hours ago

Just as an aside, but every time you see a sun to represent the far East, it's a raising sun, not a setting one.

[โ€“] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago

There is a distinct lack of off center buttholes.