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[–] 418_im_a_teapot@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

Get down in my ass. (Nas)

[–] nori@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

Unleashed in my Ass

… I am more scared than I should be

[–] Allero@lemmy.today 1 points 1 month ago

Guillotine in my ass (Banks)

[–] UpperBroccoli@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 month ago

Stressed Out in my ass

[–] kandoh@reddthat.com 1 points 1 month ago

The long and winding road in my ass

[–] GelatinGeorge@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Virtual insanity...

[–] zarathustrad@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Holy Diver, in my ass.

[–] jh29a@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Emerald@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

... in my ass?

[–] azvasKvklenko@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

Robocock in my ass

[–] lessthanluigi 1 points 1 month ago

With Friends Like These Who the Fuck Needs Cointelpro in my ass

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

An ember's arc in my ass

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Shiny Metal Rods in my Ass

[–] Hana@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 month ago

conception for three forms of unhappiness at the state of existence in my ass

[–] voxthefox@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Necromancer dancing in my ass, apropos

[–] spicehoarder@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

Lost Grave in my ass

[–] ptrsd@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

Reminds me of this commercial

https://youtu.be/3RcrRRlKTUM

[–] aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 month ago (2 children)

last train home in my ass.

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[–] frostingold@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 month ago

Break In To Break Out in my ass.

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

This would mean?

[–] NahMarcas@lemmy.ml 0 points 1 month ago

The comet is coming

[–] jojowakaki@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

Jizzed in my pants ... in my ass. Doesn't make sense.

[–] tomenzgg@midwest.social 0 points 1 month ago

I Remember Everything (in My Ass)

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 month ago

Money for Dope in my ass

[–] pan0wski@infosec.pub 0 points 1 month ago

Roam in my ass

[–] enbipanic@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 1 month ago

Cure for the Enemy in my ass

[–] cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 0 points 1 month ago

Dismembership Request in my ass.

[–] kibiz0r@midwest.social 0 points 1 month ago

Do you know the muffin man in my ass

[–] Underwaterbob@lemm.ee 0 points 1 month ago

Belly Dance in my ass.

[–] Quadhammer@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

"I'll name the dogs" in my ass

[–] ILikeTraaaains@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] Poem_for_your_sprog@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

Axiomatic dematerialization in my ass.

[–] dutchkimble@lemy.lol 0 points 1 month ago

Lonely day in my ass

[–] Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] DJDarren@sopuli.xyz 0 points 1 month ago

Mercury Rev - In The Wilderness In My Arse

[–] lunar17@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

What Is Love In My Ass

[–] NightmareQueenJune@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

Dance with the lights out in my ass

The Longest Johsn - Mutiny

...in my ass.

Minimal in my ass

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