this post was submitted on 14 Apr 2025
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 131 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] Ganbat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 172 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

It's UK slang.

"For a person to be detained under the Mental Health Act 1983 against their will, admitted to hospital, and given treatment, if they are perceived to be a threat to themselves or others."

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 45 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Ah, I see. Thank you to my friend across the pond.

[–] Ganbat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Oh, I'm in the US, too. You can tell by the surgery I need but can't afford. I looked it up on Urban Dictionary.

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

Sorry to hear that. I hope you get the surgery you need.

[–] PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 3 weeks ago

Thanks, I thought she was drafted into the JSDF, but that's Article 9 (and wildly improbable)

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 48 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

having been committed compulsorily to a psychiatric hospital in accordance with a section of a mental health act.

It's a British phrase, I hadn't heard it either.

[–] TheOctonaut@mander.xyz 18 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Well that just means you've got 8 seasons of Peep Show to watch.

[–] TheGreenWizard@lemmy.zip 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

"Hey mark, don't get mad but I may have gotten you sectioned. I need someone to send Superhans this weird balloon of powder he wanted. I'd have done it myself, but I thought you'd be due for a holiday eh? You're not mad are you Mark? Oh your mad."

[–] TheOctonaut@mander.xyz 7 points 3 weeks ago

OK boys you've had your fun with the sectioning, there'll be no more sectioning today.

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 50 points 3 weeks ago

You can visit or at least check up on sectioned ppl.

Blah

[–] PhilipTheBucket@ponder.cat 44 points 3 weeks ago

There are a lot of confusing conclusions here.

[–] felixwhynot@lemmy.world 33 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Solid greentext imho. Spooky vibes and not too over the top. 8/10

[–] RogueBanana@lemmy.zip 25 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] dumbass@leminal.space 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeah but what's the gay percentage?

[–] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 10 points 3 weeks ago

i bet he feels really bad about it, maybe responsible.

[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

You can visit people that have been sectioned though?