Mr Peanut is bourgeois scum, literally selling the corpses of his people as treats for the Imperial Core
badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
as opposed to beanis, who smiles his vacuous grin as his people are gobbled up
The difference is Mr Peanut has gone out of his way to package his people as a delicious salty snack while Beanis is a member of the prolebeaniat coping the best he can with his current situation
i think both of them are class traitors. why do you think mr peanut appears so rarely in public? they're holding him somewhere
😨 hello, human resources?
Brother wears a tophat
you dont know where he got it though. maybe he thrifted it. maybe it's the only thing he has to remember his gran by. maybe he stole it from the last capitalist he ate.
This is also true
Jorkin' DePeanits, not DeBeanits
We have fallen far from the era of the Bepis cult.
Oh, I will definitely show Mr. Peanut my love.
jehe mr peanis