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[–] wewbull@feddit.uk 53 points 6 days ago (1 children)

You know who carries large amounts of cash?

People who get paid in cash.

[–] boaratio@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago

I had the same thought.

[–] chrischryse@lemmy.world 15 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Why does her face make me uncomfortable

[–] boaratio@lemmy.world 21 points 6 days ago

Because she killed her dog in a gravel pit, and put that story in her book.

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

It's called the uncanny valley. Some believe it's an instinctual response to keep you away from corpses. Others say it's more broadly an artifact from a time when humanity needed to be wary of things that looked human but weren't...

[–] ZombieMantis@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Can't even manage her own security, smh.

[–] Retreaux@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

Cope harder, Garden Noem.

[–] SparroHawc@lemm.ee 3 points 6 days ago

Oh no!

Anyways...

[–] Boddhisatva@lemmy.world 246 points 1 week ago (6 children)

If a black guy was pulled over with that much cash, the cops would civil forfeiture it because it is obviously proceeds from drug dealing.

I trust they are now investigating her ties to the drug trade?

[–] meeeeetch@lemmy.world 104 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Human trafficking is probably the more promising direction.

[–] ThanksObama@sh.itjust.works 44 points 1 week ago

Don't forget to include animal executions...

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 37 points 1 week ago

Silly goose, she's buying drugs.

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[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 135 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (14 children)

Everyone here focused on the cash for some reason.

The thief got away with Noem’s driver’s license, medication, apartment keys, passport, DHS access badge, makeup bag, blank checks, and about $3,000 in cash, the law enforcement source said.

The only saving grace is they can lock out that one badge. Hopefully she reported it quickly.

[–] dirthawker0@lemmy.world 60 points 1 week ago (15 children)

Who the hell still carries around paper checks? I think I've written a total of 3 checks in the past 4-5 years, all for home service like plumbers.

[–] MBech@feddit.dk 39 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm european, born in the 90's. I've never in my life seen a check in person... By the 00's everyone either had a credit card or just used cash.

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[–] itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 24 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

Who the hell still carries around paper checks?

Old people who wish to punish everyone else in line at the grocery store.

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[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 44 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Hopefully she reported it quickly.

Why? Any rando wandering in can't be worse than the people who are already there.

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[–] Lexam@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The person who was responsible for locking out badges was let go last month.

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[–] vegeta@lemmy.world 124 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

So qualified, she couldn’t even secure her own purse.

[–] just_another_person@lemmy.world 62 points 1 week ago (3 children)

It's about the info IN the bag, not the money. Crewde tials, phone, maybe ID. This was a targeted hit 100% because the world's intelligence agencies now know how fucking stupid these people are.

Like, dumb enough to not notice a tail, then get your bag stolen from a restaurant with all kinds of goodies in it dumb.

[–] EvilBit@lemmy.world 29 points 1 week ago (4 children)

But obviously it was stolen by a liberal, not a foreign agent, so you’re obviously wrong and stupid.

[–] wewbull@feddit.uk 2 points 6 days ago

Well yeah. They were wearing a COVID mask.

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[–] Crikeste@lemm.ee 62 points 1 week ago (5 children)

How the fuck is she going out in public and not being shot in the face? Honest question.

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[–] Norgoroth@lemmy.world 56 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Drug using dog killer obviously can't be trusted, she was clearly on the way to buy more drugs. Lost more state secrets than Donald's toilet library

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[–] BertramDitore@lemm.ee 50 points 1 week ago (7 children)

Damn that’s a lot of cash. I like to carry some cash for emergencies, but shit, $3000??

That's the kind of cash that would get civil forfeiture'd for regular people.

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[–] barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 45 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The head of Homeland SECURITY doesn't have good enough security to keep her bag from being stolen?

Probably stolen by a member of her own security detail.

Fucking hilarious.

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[–] oyo@lemm.ee 32 points 1 week ago

Department of Handbag Security Chief Fails to Secure Handbag.

[–] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 29 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I'd be willing to bet she just lost it and is blaming crime just as a deflection.

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[–] circuitfarmer@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago

Hunter's Laptop people speaking up in 3...2....1.... wait where are they???

[–] ptz@dubvee.org 26 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (8 children)

Do normal people routinely carry around $3,000 in cash? (Granted, that could just be the original Picasso that I swear was in the trunk of my Geo Metro when it was stolen).

That's an awful lot of cash to have. What do you need that for? Better "arrest" that money and take it down to the station.

(Not condoning civil asset forfeiture but def making fun of it).

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[–] collapse_already@lemmy.ml 25 points 1 week ago (7 children)

Who goes out with $3k cash? Even if you are so wealthy that the quantity is like $20 for normal people, that's enough to make you a target if someone discovers you have it.

[–] rabber@lemmy.ca 7 points 6 days ago

Someone who gets paid in cash

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[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Couldn't happen to a nicer Nazi bitch

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[–] barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 23 points 1 week ago

More evidence that we are shifting from a Trickle Down Economy to a Robin Hood Economy (take from the rich, give to the poor).

[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago

So the completely unqualified, dog-killing, trump-butt-kissing, hateful, ignorant, worthless, lying, and corrupt piece of filth - who happens to be the secretary of homeland security got her bag stolen?

I think this reaction sums it up best:

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

Why did the Homeland Security Secretary have $3,000 in cash in her purse?

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