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[–] treadful@lemmy.zip 97 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I couldn't find this. Guess this is just for the meme. I found a crazy amount of similar content though.

[–] latenightnoir@lemmy.blahaj.zone 22 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I fucking hate this timeline... I always fall for ridiculous memes about Conservatives, because, like, Conservatives almost literally cannot be outdone in the sheer quality of stupidity they're putting out.

This is without a doubt something I would downright expect from Prager U, in all seriousness.

[–] arotrios@lemmy.world 45 points 2 months ago (2 children)

In the 2004 Battlestar Galactica series, frack means fuck.

[–] RedSnt@feddit.dk 11 points 2 months ago

Full video title, before youtube cut it off was "Why Jesus loves fracking toasters"

[–] pneumatron@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago

So say we all SO SAY WE ALL

[–] latenightnoir@lemmy.blahaj.zone 27 points 2 months ago

How can this even be parodied? It even covers sarcasm, ffs...

[–] theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Everything on these planet was planted by god for humans to use however they want. /s

[–] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 16 points 2 months ago

I wish people didn't believe that.

[–] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 14 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Jesus doesn't like what the Christian fascists like

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 9 points 2 months ago

Jesus loves heirarchy and obeying evil empires, do you not understand that there is literally no subtext to Render Unto Caesar? What is Caesar's? Everything, peasant, shut up and obey.

[–] Ghost33313@beehaw.org 6 points 2 months ago

But supply side Jesus does!

[–] Goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 2 months ago

Bro wtf.

I grew up catholic and WHAT? Jesus would be at least on burny side lol

[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 12 points 2 months ago

I legally require this to be satire

[–] PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

He should be cuddling a baby sized oil barrel.

[–] Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

Superhero Jesus is a great improvement. Let's get on with this.