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the hard ass photo is for free btw

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[–] nekothegamer@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 minutes ago

for a moment i thought the image attached was this

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 2 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

I'm fairly bulky but my eyeballs no work good so I can't shoot for shit.

[–] b161@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 22 hours ago

Hulk smash?

[–] saigot@lemmy.ca 35 points 2 days ago (3 children)
[–] Nalivai@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Are those tits on that there Luigi?

[–] wolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 2 points 21 hours ago

You just can't handle the sheer bulk of his pecs.

[–] abcdqfr@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

"That's just how it is on this bitch of an earth"

[–] Wilco@lemm.ee 5 points 2 days ago

Are those gains from shrooms? Or just pure CEO hatred?

[–] whysteria@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 day ago

Soylent too spensive for my unemployed buttocks

[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Look man

Its hard to get swole when they run out of my cookies n cream protein shakes.

[–] Jthyme@sh.itjust.works 1 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

I gave up protein shakes (besides the occasional fairlife 42g on a desperate day) when I realized I could get a hundred grams of protein per meal using either chicken breast or lean ground beef.

[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 2 points 7 hours ago

Yeah but you have to cook those

Ever try to cook a protein shake? It doesn't turn out well.

[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 19 points 2 days ago

thicc thighs, save lives. so do thicc arms and cores.

[–] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Well I'm decidedly not swole but I do rock climb. I can death grip anything

[–] I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 3 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

You can... Firmly grasp it?

[–] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip 3 points 22 hours ago

Yeah I can firmly grasp anything

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

RIP your (partner's?) cock

[–] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I haven't had one of those for like a year now

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago
[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 14 points 2 days ago

Join the swoletariat, comrades!

[–] Marighost@lemm.ee 7 points 2 days ago

Dude I'm trying my ancestors were all office workers, my lanky ass is not built for muscle!