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[–] Doctor_Satan@lemm.ee 14 points 2 days ago

Let's be clear: This type of person eats a very specific kind of potato salad that consists only of potatoes, mayo, and the tears of every customer service manager that dares cross her path.

Potato salad is like chili and meatloaf. It's not a recipe so much as it is a formula with many variables. You can make it boring and bland, or you can make it exciting and delicious. There are no rules except for what's in the name.

I love potato salad because I make it how I like it, which includes a lot of spices and vegetables and other stuff. I don't think I've ever made it the same way twice.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 16 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Potato salad is fucking great you heathen

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 2 points 2 days ago

I don't get it

I SAID I LOVE IT

[–] blargle@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Potato salad is a legitimate foodstuff, however- in the United States it is unfortunately a gateway substance- leading to increasingly foamy forms of macaroni-celery salad, and ending ultimately in marshmallow grape walnut kool-hwip jello salad.

[–] whotookkarl@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

The Waldorf salad rises from the depths of its ancient dimension of cosmic horrors

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

How about Jello salad?

[–] weker01@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

What's wrong with potato salad?

I LOVE POTATO SALAD

[–] SassyRamen@lemmy.world 19 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Oh boy, don't show this to the Germans..

[–] Samskara@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Zu spät. Kartoffelsalat mit Majo oder ohne?

[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

“Too late. Potato salad with mayo or without?”

(Source: Google Translate)

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The mayo is what makes it a salad...

[–] Routhinator@startrek.website 2 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Nah, Germans have a delicious hot potato salad with no mayo, mayo salads are a North American thing. The French have a potato salad with no mayo as well.

https://www.curiouscuisiniere.com/german-potato-salad/

[–] PacMan@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago

This sounds really good!

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That's a fair point actually, I'm French and do also make potato salad without mayo when I make it from scratch. But here in NL they tend to have mayo-style sauce in them when you get them premade. And I'm still pretty sure you can get similar style ones in the pots from the supermarket in France, maybe also in Germany?

[–] Routhinator@startrek.website 1 points 2 days ago

Yes, good points. I didn't mean they were exclusive or invented in north america, more that the concept of viewing mayo as a required part of a meat/starch based salad is a very NA perspective.

[–] SassyRamen@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Als mein Sohn sagt „mit ohne"

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 days ago

Mein kartoffelsalat!!

[–] sfxrlz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 2 days ago

I think it’s overrated, I’d rather take green salad.

[–] FeelzGoodMan420@eviltoast.org 14 points 2 days ago

Potato salad slaps tho.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago

You probably have defeat a few of those before you can enter Mega-Karen's lair.

[–] Nikls94@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago

You just made every potato-European upset.

[–] Zwiebel@feddit.org 7 points 3 days ago

Pasta salad is way better

[–] Lucky_777@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

But have you tried corn salad?

Fiesta corn

Mayo

Cheese

Chopped pickles

Chopped red onion (not too much)

Spices (salt, pepper, pap, garlic. Etc)

It's something special.

[–] jewbacca117@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago

Sorry, she says pepper is too spicy

Corn intolerance sorry

[–] jimmux@programming.dev 4 points 2 days ago

Bake the potato. Add sour cream, chives, and a dash of seeded mustard to the final mix. Bacon bits are optional.

This is how I learned to like a particular subset of potato salad.

[–] Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Is that a real person or a doll?

[–] underwire212@lemm.ee 5 points 2 days ago

Potat salad

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Yakub (peace be upon him) must love tater salad

[–] drool@lemmy.catsp.it 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It ain't potato salad without raisins! Could go for some cheesy pea salad too

[–] Dick_Justice@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Have some snickers bars with that broccoli!

[–] KombatWombat@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Resembles Fetal Alcohol Syndrome to me.