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cross-posted from: https://biglemmowski.win/post/6224801

Michael Gloss, 21, was the son of CIA Deputy Director for Digital Innovation Julianne Gallina Gloss, and Iraq war veteran Larry Gloss.

Before arriving in Russia on August 13, 2023, Gloss was travelling around Europe. On his Vkontakte page bio, he wrote: "I ran away from home (and) traveled the world. I hate fascism."

On April 4, 2024, he was killed, likely during a Russian offensive near Bakhmut, however, his burial in the U.S. did not take place until December 2024, Important Stories reports.

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[–] RedditIsDeddit@lemmy.world 2 points 19 minutes ago
[–] regdog@lemmy.world 8 points 2 hours ago

The irony is that even though he was a tankie he did not get to ride in a cool tank ☹️

[–] aesthelete@lemmy.world 70 points 16 hours ago

He died doing what he loved, being a fucking idiot.

[–] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 28 points 14 hours ago

Good riddance and a minuscule loss. The NATO supplied tungsten is working. Did the CIA know where this dumbfuck ended up?

[–] foggy@lemmy.world 160 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

Hated fascism

Fought for Russia voluntarily

Hm.

[–] athairmor@lemmy.world 74 points 18 hours ago

He must’ve been what all these tankies look like in real life.

[–] FoolishAchilles@lemm.ee 11 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

That koolaid starts lookin real tasty to some folks doesn’t it?

[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago
[–] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 98 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

His social media posts show a distinct change in his views — one identified by Important Stories as belonging to Gloss suggest he believed in conspiracy theories involving Ukraine, and claimed NATO was an evolution of Adolf Hitler's Nazi party.

As always, the root villain is engagement-driven social media.

[–] sittinonatoilet@sopuli.xyz 41 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Ran away from home as an adult, lolz

[–] sad_detective_man@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 14 hours ago

I can relate. sometimes shit gets toxic late in life.

"I hate fascism" and then fighting for Russia however...... damn bro.

[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 7 points 14 hours ago

And nothing of value was lost

[–] thorhop@sopuli.xyz 27 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

This is the worst Disney secret agent teen action tv show ever.

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 6 points 18 hours ago

Or the best if you're seeing it from the perspective of the drone operator.

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 4 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

Bet it was just a rebellious phase because his mom works for the CIA. Mission accomplished comrade you stuck it to the man.

[–] XM34@feddit.org 7 points 17 hours ago
[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 16 hours ago

Rest in piss

[–] Shotgun_Alice@lemmy.world 5 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

So nothing important was lost. 🌻🌻

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 1 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Would you mind explaining why you added the sunflower emoji? I googled it and it's their national flower, but what's the purpose of putting it in comments?

[–] mrsjmccrimmon@feddit.uk 15 points 15 hours ago

I may be wrong about the intention, but early in the invasion an older Ukrainian lady approached some Russian soldiers, harrangued them about being where they weren’t wanted and gave them some sunflower seeds to put in their pockets so their bodies would fertilise the soil after they die.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/video/2022/feb/25/ukrainian-woman-sunflower-seeds-russian-soldiers-video

[–] honeynut@lemm.ee 5 points 18 hours ago

one less tankie in the world. All the others need to follow his example right the fuck now

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 3 points 16 hours ago
[–] Drusas@fedia.io 2 points 15 hours ago
[–] Alpha71@lemmy.world 2 points 16 hours ago

Okay, I know some kids want to be the exact opposite from their parents, but I think he took it a little bit too far...