this post was submitted on 28 Apr 2025
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[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 47 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I don't need both my kidneys, let's go!

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago
[–] FourThirteen@lemmy.world 35 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] Zizzy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 2 weeks ago

Stop that. Right now.

[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

Why are you the way that you are :(

[–] zarathustrad@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

So, barely illegal?

[–] Varyk@sh.itjust.works 28 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I just got to show this to someone yesterday for the first time.

they were confused, but want to keep going.

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Follow it with skibidi toilet.

[–] Varyk@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I laughed at this, but now I might actually show it to her.

the longer that story goes on the less ridiculous it seems. I have a more favorable impression of the skibidi toilet series than I do of the official transformers movies.

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

It is a lot more coherent.

[–] sexy_peach@feddit.org 25 points 2 weeks ago

whispers candy mountain

[–] daskye@lemm.ee 24 points 2 weeks ago

Nostalgia nuke

[–] the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 22 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I dont see how this could possibly go wrong.

[–] Brisket@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 weeks ago

I agree! Looks like fun! You first, though.

[–] shaserlark@sh.itjust.works 21 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Trex202@lemmy.world 22 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

I'm right here. What do you want?!

[–] Samskara@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

First I have to a banana on my ear.

[–] Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 2 weeks ago

Put a ripe banana right into your favorite ear!

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Isn't there a new episode? I remember it being in the making long ago enough to be finished by now. I hope my grammar makes sense but also I don't really care.

[–] Zero22xx@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 weeks ago

There are 5 in total now last I checked. Haven't watched episode 4 and 5 yet myself though.

[–] Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 2 weeks ago

Look over there Charlie! It's a magical train! It's the Chu Chu Shoe!

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 4 points 2 weeks ago

I could fly there on this amazing horse I have here

[–] Korne127@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Fill me with sweet sugary goodness.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Is it anything like Candy Van?

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Go inside and find out.

[–] JaymesRS@literature.cafe 2 points 2 weeks ago

If you see Lio, they owe me $20.

[–] twice_hatch@midwest.social 1 points 2 weeks ago

Can't be any worse off!