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[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 45 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Koalas aren’t included in that because they don’t have the right koalifications.

[–] Ste41th@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 month ago

Fuck you and take my upvote

Haha, nice.

Maybe if we replaced the first use of koalas with "some bears", the punchline feels like it hits a little harder.

[–] Dremz@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

Bear Necessities!

[–] ObstreperousCanadian@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)
[–] rbos@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 month ago

Ice bear approves of this comment.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Can you make change for an American Brown Bear?

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Last I knew only 2 U.S. zoos had Giant Pandas, maybe 3. San Diego had a live panda cam Accessible online, and Atlanta had them as well, and red pandas (not closely related to a panda outside the name but fucking cute).

So I assume you can likely swap in Brown and Black bears to hit your joke.

[–] boonhet@lemm.ee 11 points 1 month ago

It's because Giant Pandas come with worse license terms than Adobe products.

China owns not only your pandas, but also any offspring. Piss off Xi and your panda contract won't be up for renewal.

[–] John_Blund@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

North american brown bear is the same as grizzly.