this post was submitted on 02 May 2025
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[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 27 points 4 weeks ago

Bone apple teeth

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 26 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Wow. Multiple bone apples.

And is that pasta with a side of rice? Classic

[–] bisby@lemmy.world 18 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeah. Shrimp fedthechimney allafraidhoe. A classic pasta to go with rice.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago

I am unsure whether the Royce was fried by a shrimp

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 19 points 4 weeks ago

This person's inner monologue would be fascinating to listen in on. I wonder how much brain power is dedicated to confusion about why things are named so randomly.

[–] RandomStickman@fedia.io 18 points 4 weeks ago

So you're telling the shrimp fed this chimney?

[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 13 points 4 weeks ago

Jaysus wept, this would make a ~~good~~ gameshow.

Wheel of fortune to get the above message and then you have to decipher what the actual English is.

[–] Letstakealook@lemm.ee 11 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

This seems like bad voice to text. I figured out everything except "bone smack the teeth." Anybody know what that's supposed to be?

[–] Vytle@lemmy.world 15 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

"Bon apétite". Honestly I would wager this was intentionally spelled horrendously for r/boneappleteeth or sumn

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 4 weeks ago

i'm not sure i've ever seen a boneappletea that makes any sort of sense, it all reads like the shit i interpreted english lyrics as when i was 10 and hadn't quite figured out english yet

[–] Letstakealook@lemm.ee 1 points 4 weeks ago

That sounds likely as well. Now that you say it, it seems obvious that it was bon appetite. Thanks

[–] Atropos@lemmy.world 8 points 4 weeks ago

Had to say it out loud to figure out the actual meaning!

[–] nesc@lemmy.cafe 8 points 4 weeks ago

🤤😍☺️

!boneappletea@lemmy.world