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[–] apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 95 points 1 month ago (1 children)

How are either of these two shitstains still relevant to anyone?

[–] Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 month ago

Cause there’s a lot of nosey gossipy bitches out there.

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 48 points 1 month ago (2 children)

It's just stupid gossip but...

Morgan attempted to get back to his questions and started to ask about Ye's controversial social media posts. "I watch what you put out on X, you have 32 million followers," the host began. "You're one of the most followed people —"

"Now, look, right now you're not going to take inches off my dick, bro," Ye interjected. "Like, how many followers do I have?"

"Well, how many is it?" Morgan asked.

"You can do the study, you got a whole staff over there," Ye countered.

Morgan then checked the number with a staffer and corrected himself: "I'm told it's 33 million," he said. "So congratulations, you have a slightly bigger following than I thought."

"No, congratulations [that] your information is correct," Ye said, then launched into a rant[...]

that's not even 10% of the US Population yet Kanye thinks he is big fish. Not even a tenth listens to his rants on a fascist platform. What a big baby.

[–] WilhelmStroker@lemmy.world 41 points 1 month ago (1 children)

He's not big fish but definitely a gay fish.

[–] MrPibb@lemmynsfw.com 18 points 1 month ago

Do you like fish sticks?

[–] Hoimo@ani.social 5 points 1 month ago

10% still makes it sound like a lot, but a big chunk of those have to be outside the US (if they're even all active accounts).

[–] Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ye? Did he donate the K to the kkk the A to the Aryan brotherhood and hide the N for ....

Seriously what's with Ye

[–] ripcord@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

He's both addicted to attention, and mentally ill.

[–] Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 3 points 1 month ago

I suppose after the whole South Park thing it's hard to come back.

[–] hendrik@palaver.p3x.de 22 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Wow, 3% wrong... But I feel this isn't even going to make a footnote in the list of controversies on his (Ye/Kanye West's) Wikipedia article.

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

clearly Kanye West has small dick energy.

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

That’s why he identifies as white

[–] echolalia@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 month ago

jesus christ stop giving Ye attention. That means you, reader. Stop clicking on these articles.

One of the symptoms of bipolar disorder is "delusions of grandeur".

...But Ye is rich as fuck, and everyone keeps giving him attention, even if it's just to gawk at him. Everyone is feeding his neurosis.

This disease unravels people. It changes their personality. It robs them of their ability to sleep. It rewrites their memories. **If ** (with emphasis on "if") there is good in Ye we might never see it, because in order for him to truly get help he has to see himself as the problem.

Stop giving clicks to this mentally ill Nazi fuck, and stop giving clicks to people who platform him. Piers Morgan is a vulture.

[–] xc2215x@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

That is so ridiculous of Ye.