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[–] jsomae@lemmy.ml 49 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Surely it's more than 3k. I see quite a few in Canada.

[–] crank0271@lemmy.world 53 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 35 points 1 week ago (6 children)

What the fuck? How are there ~46,000 people this fucking stupid??

[–] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 16 points 1 week ago

they should all go live in a remote town in a flyover state.

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You are forgetting Trump got elected.

I could point to a random small town on a map anywhere in the deep south and get you a whole town full of people with similar energy. They're just too fucking broke to buy anything like this.

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[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 35 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (10 children)

Once or twice every decade a clown car gets released and a handful of dipshits buy them and become the red-headed stepchildren of our roadways. The butt of jokes. Cautionary tales.

Ford Pinto

Pontiac Aztek

Chrysler PT Cruiser

Tesla Cybercuck

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 22 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I would 100% drive a convertible PT Cruiser and I'd do it with pride 😄 I mean it absolutely is a silly car but like in a self aware way if that makes sense

[–] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

It's a hot tub on wheels

[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

They're very hard to kill and you can jam the srt4 motor into them without crazy amounts of work.

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[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

Don't sleep on the Delorean! Those things were the laughing stock of America before Back to the Future made them cool again. Funny enough, they had many of the same problems Musk's stainless steel, uh, thing, has.

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 10 points 1 week ago
[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The Pinto is a bit different as they were useful, reasonably priced, and fairly popular. If hadn't ended up with that combination of bumper and gas tank placement, the model name would probably still be going strong.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

The Pinto also suffered some hellacious PR at the time. I was a child and still remember that hate.

[–] Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] sfled@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago

With the QC of a Yugo.

[–] vorpuni@jlai.lu 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Nissan Murano convertible

Land Rover Evoque convertible

VW T-Roc convertible

No I'm not biased.

[–] nailingjello@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 week ago

The Nissan Murano convertible will always be the ugliest vehicle to me.

[–] atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Don’t forget the Chevy Avalanche.

[–] dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 4 points 1 week ago

I always thought that and a friend who’s a truck guy was like “no, they’re actually pretty great.”

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[–] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

There is one in our area, but I only ever saw it parked and empty until recently. When I finally ran across it on pulling out of a parking lot, I got a look and the driver and he looks like a bootleg RFK Jr.

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[–] sfled@lemm.ee 13 points 1 week ago (5 children)

I'll never understand why the design of this thing so unlike all of the other vehicles in the Tesla lineup. It's soooo fugly.

[–] ysjet@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

All of his companies have people whose job it is to distract Elon musk when he tries to get involved. Tesla's must have been on vacation or something.

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[–] Toneswirly@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Ive seen at least 4 or 5. Kinda wild there are that many suckers driving around

[–] dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 8 points 1 week ago

There’s an appalling number of local dipshits in Austin. I see a couple wankpanzers a day.

[–] PaupersSerenade@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I was in the Irvine area a while ago and the parking lot had not one, not two, but three cyber trucks. Each one was more of a surprise than the last.

[–] mothersprotege@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I see them fairly often in Houston, but I've yet to see more than one at a time. Maybe all the dipshits around here went in on one together, and it's some kinda time-share situation.

[–] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 2 points 1 week ago

It seems like some places allow renting them (IIRC, the one that was set on fire at a hotel (Vegas?) was one).

[–] Widdershins@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

I saw three separate dumpsters while driving somewhere not too long ago. Within 20 minutes I saw 1/1000th of those jalopys. 0.1% seems like a small amount but I feel like it was too much.

[–] LotrOrc@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Quicksilver googlr search shows 11700 sold so far

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