More like disarmed
this post was submitted on 16 May 2025
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He's 'armless.
Lovely, see you there
Considering the things I've done to some men... I doubt this joke is gonna make a difference. But will definitely see you there lol
I mean the guys already making this joke himself right? So you’re just laughing along with him. Unless you made the T-shirt text for the meme, and even still, he’d probably chuckle at it if that were the case.
jpeg pattern around the text makes me think that it's edited :/
The text seems to follow the folds in the shirt, makes me think it’s real. Unless someone put in way too much effort for a simple joke
It's either edited or bro uses way too much starch when doing the laundry. Those arm holes...
Is this what happens when you go noodling?
Shirts that go hard.
Squirrelly Dan?
Pretty sure he was armed. Never finished the series tho, you better not have spoilered me!
If we made a movie about a guy like this in a shirt like this, except he had a crotch gun that fires when he does a kegel, do you think we'd get a cult following? Maybe make a legendary trilogy?
Let me paint you the basic background: He's a swinger in a relationship with a sex therapist, and he's an engineer.
It can go one of two ways, all innuendos and nothing explicit, or more like the Boys/GoT.
He’s a swinger in a relationship with a sex therapist
They met in therapy, obviously. He never really got over the incident with his late wife until he met her.
Perfect.
Why do people need to make everything into Star Wars?
I must be super ignorant about the lore, I realize.
I thought it was this guy:
(or Jack Black)
Prolly has a big weenie tho
Uh, he married? My wife and I, we ain't in an open relationship but we could make an exception