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Filter? What Filter? (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 3 days ago by miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/memes@lemmy.world

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[–] f4f4f4f4f4f4f4f4@sopuli.xyz 12 points 1 day ago

How many positions are available?

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 day ago

It said so in the Help Wanted ad you placed.

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 day ago

That is an unusually low number, but I'm certain we can work something out.

[–] Ymer@feddit.dk 34 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

All y'all are some vanilla prudes, missing out on the lacrimal ducts.

11 hole action or GTFO.

[–] racketlauncher831@lemmy.ml 1 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Where are the other two?

[–] Ymer@feddit.dk 1 points 13 hours ago

4 lacrimal ducts converge into 2 nasolacrimal ducts.

[–] workerONE@lemmy.world 49 points 2 days ago

Are you interested in a career in HR? Because I have a large staff which needs to be managed

[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Im pretty sure the human body has more than three holes

[–] TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

We've got 7! Four in the eyes, two in the nose, and one digestive! The rest are just topological cavities. Oh and extras for every piercing you have.

[–] nialv7@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Eyes?! Eyes are just cavities I think??

[–] TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee 1 points 11 hours ago

tear ducts

[–] hessenjunge@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 day ago (2 children)

One digestive? Are you a jellyfish?

[–] TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee 1 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

one way, one tube

[–] hessenjunge@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 39 minutes ago

And a tube has how many openings?

[–] cepelinas@sopuli.xyz 1 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

It goes all the way through so it is one pipe.

[–] hessenjunge@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 40 minutes ago

And a pipe has 2 openings otherwise it would be a cup, wouldn’t it?

[–] nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 day ago

Yeah but this is why we don't ask freaky-ass topologists to define humans.

[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

"openings"

[–] simplejack@lemmy.world 56 points 2 days ago (49 children)

The human body has 7 holes

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 34 points 2 days ago (5 children)

50 cent had 12 briefly.

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[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 25 points 2 days ago

1000001565

[–] SunshineJogger@feddit.org 15 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (6 children)

So... Mouth, nose... Does nose count as one or two? And the ears... Wait, thats already too many. How does she have only three?

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[–] unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 19 points 3 days ago

Build of you to assume I have human anatomy.

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