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[–] f4f4f4f4f4f4f4f4@sopuli.xyz 12 points 1 day ago

How many positions are available?

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 day ago

It said so in the Help Wanted ad you placed.

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 day ago

That is an unusually low number, but I'm certain we can work something out.

[–] Ymer@feddit.dk 34 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

All y'all are some vanilla prudes, missing out on the lacrimal ducts.

11 hole action or GTFO.

[–] racketlauncher831@lemmy.ml 1 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Ymer@feddit.dk 1 points 10 hours ago

4 lacrimal ducts converge into 2 nasolacrimal ducts.

[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Im pretty sure the human body has more than three holes

[–] TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

We've got 7! Four in the eyes, two in the nose, and one digestive! The rest are just topological cavities. Oh and extras for every piercing you have.

[–] nialv7@lemmy.world 1 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Eyes?! Eyes are just cavities I think??

[–] TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee 1 points 8 hours ago
[–] hessenjunge@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

One digestive? Are you a jellyfish?

[–] TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee 1 points 8 hours ago

one way, one tube

[–] cepelinas@sopuli.xyz 1 points 8 hours ago

It goes all the way through so it is one pipe.

[–] nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 day ago

Yeah but this is why we don't ask freaky-ass topologists to define humans.

[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago
[–] workerONE@lemmy.world 49 points 2 days ago

Are you interested in a career in HR? Because I have a large staff which needs to be managed

[–] simplejack@lemmy.world 56 points 2 days ago (48 children)
[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 34 points 2 days ago (5 children)
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[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 25 points 2 days ago
[–] SunshineJogger@feddit.org 15 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

So... Mouth, nose... Does nose count as one or two? And the ears... Wait, thats already too many. How does she have only three?

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Definitely don't count pores!

Or, apparently, put her near a lamp.

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[–] unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 19 points 2 days ago

Build of you to assume I have human anatomy.

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