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[–] nuko147@lemm.ee 23 points 5 days ago (1 children)

There's an idea. Flights that people can make standing, should be banned, except when there is a body of water between the destination.

[–] RobotZap10000@feddit.nl 15 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Airlines: "You're not gonna believe what clouds are made of..."

[–] wieson@feddit.org 13 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I declare clouds are not a body of water, merely a spirit of water.

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[–] vga@sopuli.xyz 8 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

I'm over 40 and I usually stand up about half of my working day. But I wouldn't want to stand in an airplane because it's cramped.

[–] dankm@lemmy.ca 4 points 4 days ago

I'm tall enough I can't stand up on any plane I've been on in the last several years....

[–] gobbles_turkey@lemm.ee 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I'd pay extra to not have to deal with the TSA as well.

[–] andybytes@programming.dev 3 points 4 days ago

The Security Theater is non-negotiable. It's there to maintain fear. Those that created the Security Theater are the ones that create the terrorism.

[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 16 points 5 days ago (5 children)

I'm 6'6". Standing only seats would be preferable to me.

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago (1 children)

That's right, girls. Start packing on those pounds because the only airline seat that poops, then lies about it doesn't have farts in the headrest anymore.

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 days ago (3 children)

I’ve read this repeatedly without any concept of what you’re saying but goddamn is it provocative and gets me going.

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[–] kraftpudding@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Not really worse than standing on the train for hours. But, standing on a train doesn't make the ride cheaper. So, in some ways better than standing on the train

[–] nixcamic@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

I've stood on the bus for 4-5 hours before. When I was younger I could sleep standing on the bus. Not sure if I could pull it off now.

[–] EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 3 points 4 days ago

I hate air travel so much. I have non-local family so deal with a single r/t per year, but that's about my limit.

[–] justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 5 days ago

It sounds quiet ridiculous, but I also had some flights that were so short (~50 min) that it almost took more time to seat everybody. Anyway, I would love to read those safety reports. Not only is sitting better on impact, but also cramping more people in the same machine, means more people (which trend to not comprehend the idea of leaving their luggage behind) share the exit routes.

[–] yoriaiko@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Next step - put bicycle seats, reducent material for backs. Then add bicycle pedals for engines, to reduce fuel usage. None said anything about actually reducing ticket price by that, high prices stays forever.

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[–] atlien51@lemm.ee 12 points 5 days ago (1 children)

If people actually pay for this it’s on them

[–] Croquette@sh.itjust.works 20 points 5 days ago (2 children)

If it catches on, these seats will be the base price and seated places will become premium. It will impact everyone that travels by plane.

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