this post was submitted on 27 May 2025
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[–] franzcoz@feddit.cl 41 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

If it's not from the US, low probability of being circumcised

[–] grue@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Puerto Rico is part of the US.

[–] franzcoz@feddit.cl 3 points 3 weeks ago

But their circumcision rates are very low still

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

Also pretty likely if they’re from MENA

[–] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 33 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (3 children)

Personally it's the silkiness after a fresh wash that gives good mouthfeel, among other ways a good wash contributes to a positive experience. It's also good to not have any cosmetic products on or directly around the penis or testicles, but the tiniest dab of scent up higher on the inguinal line, like up towards the hips, would be nice (and I do like me a nice inguinal line, unlike a lot of other traits it's usually still visible with a normal / healthy amount of chub; something about that narrower angle as a secondary sex characteristic is just 👌). Just not a lot of scent even though, you want to get any offensive smells off with washing then just add back a little pleasant smell since the face is gonna be right up in there.

[–] Duke_Nukem_1990@feddit.org 20 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The silkiest penises usually contain a lot of estrogen :3

[–] Omnipitaph@reddthat.com 3 points 3 weeks ago

If you know of such a penis, one that is perhaps of greater endowment, I would be grateful to study it.

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 17 points 3 weeks ago

This guy penises.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 weeks ago

somebody beat you to it, but good luck out there! <3

[–] floo@retrolemmy.com 9 points 3 weeks ago
[–] But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Good luck finding a circumcised Puerto Rican. Our culture isn’t obsessed with male genital mutilation on babies as Americans are

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Sir this is a ~~Wendys~~shitposting community.

[–] joel_feila@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah but foreskin reallying enhances the juicyness of the penis.