Reading A Gay Love Story About Gay Love and shaking my head the whole time so the people on the bus know I am very straight
this post was submitted on 28 May 2025
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Title: You have lots of gay sex in this game and you are gay.
Chuds: omg false advertising!
Media literacy at an all time low
Literacy in general
I have to know my enemy, that's why I played through the game multiple times to get the alternate endings.
can't believe they made gay love woke
But gay story x gay love are two gays so they cancel each other and it's hetero
Woke has gone TOO FAR. We need a Gay Love Story About Gay Love for proud straight men.
Scrolling through that list is what convinced me irony is dead. It's completely indistinguishable from an over the top leftist parody. In some cases it goes even further. I'd never come up with complaining about race swapping a Nazgul.
wait, Nazgûl have race? like, beyond “men who fell for a lil’ ol’ trick and serve the dark lord now”?
According to the woke detector spreadsheet they do.
we know practically nothing about the nazgul, but they were recruited from sauron's followers, which include a bunch of brown people, so nazgul can canonically be any race, so once again, their whining isnt even lore accurate...
Wait, list?!
https://wokedetector.cirnoslab.me/full-list
The original google sheet was even better, they literally "reviewed" futa hentai games.
See, if it was A Straight Love Story About Gay Love it'd be fine. Like Achilles and Patroclus, just a story about two straight dudes who loved each other.
Woke: Contains no overt yuri themes, and thus definitionally cannot be based.
Woke Quiz: Based on this screenshot, what rating does Darkest Dungeon get, and why? (Woke, Not Woke, Informational/Partially Woke)
Female lead, woke
:::spoiler spoiler
Correct! Darkest Dungeon's rating:
"NOT RECOMMENDED. Contains overtly DEI messaging. Features multiple female heroes who are front-line combatants, including the Arbalest, a WOC wearing full plate armor and wielding a giant crossbow."
The Arbalest in this image is clearly in the back line, therefore making the game non-woke 
It is kinda funny that the rating implies the Arbalest is included in "front-line combatants" despite being one of the most strictly back-line units in the game.
Tf I was joking
She also has a partly shaved head and face tattoo which I imagine is dangerously subversive to these freaks.