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[–] banghida@lemm.ee 14 points 6 days ago (2 children)

To pump out the last guys load.

[–] Im_old@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago (2 children)

There's speculation that's exactly the reason the under head of the penis is shaped that way.

I read a post some time ago that squirrels have a bone in the penis shaped as a scoop exactly for this reason.

[–] medicsofanarchy@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago

Googling "squirrel penis" but closing the shades first.

[–] teft@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Quite a number of mammals have penis bones. Humans are actually the weird ones for not having one.

[–] Im_old@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

And still we call it a boner, double weird lol

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

I see you've also read

Semen Displacement as a Sperm Competition Strategy in Humans

Highlight of the summary:

Another intriguing implication of the difference between circumcised and intact males is the question of self-cuckoldry. Put another way, is it possible (short of artificial insemination) for a women to become pregnant by a man she never had sex with? We think the answer is “yes.”

[–] nucleative@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

It's the journey, not the destination, dammit

[–] teft@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

Yeah! Journey before destination!

[–] N0x0n@lemmy.ml 1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

That's exactly why cats' penis have some hooks on it so it's stuck in there until everything is out !

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