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Die Another Day. Judy Dench. (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 weeks ago by Stamets@lemmy.world to c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works

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[–] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

The Secretary - Maggie Gyllenhaal

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang - RDJ (I think this one would be fun the muppets could pull this off well)

Saving Private Ryan - Tom Hanks

Precious - Gabourey Sidibe

[–] ClanOfTheOcho@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan. Keep Ricardo Montalban.

Edit: Alien. Keep Sigourney Weaver.

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[–] BmeBenji@lemm.ee 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Transformers. Keep only John Turturro. The rest, even the Transformers, are played by normal sized muppets.

Bumblebee is played by Beaker, obviously. And seeing Megan Fox replaced by Miss Piggy sounds like a fever dream

[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Memento, with any of Guy Pearce, Joe Pantoliano or Carrie-Anne Moss. All would be good

The Matrix, with either Lawrence Fishburn or Joe Pantoliano (again lol)

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[–] MarciaLynnDorsett@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

die hard

alan rickman

[–] codexarcanum@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Remake Team America with real Matt Damon.

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[–] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Home Alone - keep Kevin

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[–] theedqueen@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The Princess Bride. Keep Fred Savage, but as an adult.

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[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I am Legend - the dog

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[–] the_dopamine_fiend@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The Holy Mountain

Keep Jodorowsky.

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[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Star Wars: A New Hope and obi-wan

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[–] stringere@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 weeks ago

Tim Curry

Legend

[–] applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Fifth Element - Bruce Willis

The attempted mugging would be hilarious. The cookie monster screaming "gimme da cookies!" Miss Piggy as the supreme being.

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[–] galoisghost@aussie.zone 7 points 2 weeks ago

Blue Velvet. Keep Isabella Rossellini. Maybe that’s too dark.

[–] harsh3466@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

A Few Good Men - Tom Cruise

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

No it'd have to be Jack Nicholson.

[–] rpl6475@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Schindler's List. The girl in the red dress.

So many people would get fired.

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[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Resevoir Dogs

Kirk Baltz.

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[–] Birch@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 weeks ago

Tropic Thunder - Tom Cruise

[–] thesohoriots@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

Eraserhead. Keep the baby.

[–] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

Shaun of the Dead - Bill Nighy

[–] LMurch@thelemmy.club 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Pirates of the Caribbean, keep Johhny Depp.

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[–] Samsy@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

12 Monkeys - Jeffrey Goins

The Big Lebowski - The Dude

Deadpool vs Wolverine - Wolverine

The Goonies - Chunk

Pirates of the Caribbean - Jackie Sparrow (by Amber Heard)

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[–] JetpackJackson@feddit.org 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Hellboy - Ron Perlman

Total Recall - Arnold Schwarzenegger

[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Toy Story

Andy

[–] tyrefyre@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Terminator. Arnold.

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[–] MTK@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Iron man, the only human is happy the driver.
All adam sandler movies and adam sandler is the only human (I believe it would just amplify his movies)

[–] JPAKx4@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 weeks ago

Home alone, Kevin

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 6 points 2 weeks ago

Doom, Dwayne Johnson

[–] ngdev@lemm.ee 6 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

The matrix, neo is the non muppet.

Alternatively, everyone is a human except for neo who is miss piggy

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[–] grumpo_potamus@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Titanic.

Kate Winslet stays human.

Tap for spoiler

Jack, the muppet, dies in the end.

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[–] jpeps@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Donnie Darko. Donnie Darko.

[–] Hupf@feddit.org 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Star Trek VII, Marina Sirtis.

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[–] KurtVonnegut@mander.xyz 6 points 2 weeks ago

Jurassic Park, the velociraptor

[–] Mutterwitz@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

From Dusk Till Dawn - Salma Hayek

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[–] Adderbox76@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The Shawshank Redemption. Morgan Freeman

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