this post was submitted on 06 Jun 2025
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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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[–] OmegaMouse@pawb.social 37 points 4 days ago

Average Animal Crossing house be like

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 24 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

I've always wanted my house to look like a train station. It just needs the decorative hobo

[–] Justas@sh.itjust.works 11 points 4 days ago

Got you, fam:

sculpture of a rūpintojėlis, a type of folklore depiction of Jesus as a beggar or a worrier

[–] jyl@sopuli.xyz 7 points 4 days ago

Should be easy enough to find a qualified candidate

[–] AlexisFR@jlai.lu 20 points 4 days ago (2 children)

If it is a mirror, WHERE IS THE PHOTOGRAPHER AAAAA

[–] Albbi@lemmy.ca 11 points 4 days ago

Looks like they "magic eraser"'d the camera and tripod. If you look at the back of the mirror bench you can see the foot of a tripod that wasn't erased.

[–] IMALlama@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago

Vampire photog confirmed

[–] Please__Do__Not@lemmy.ml 21 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Certainly over the top, but quite functional. They've placed the bar in the right spot, and none of the design choices affect the usability/renovatability of the space at least. The distance between the seats facing each other would make for an odd hang, though.

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

It looks to me like it was once designed to be a small venue where the stage was off to the left where the curved Wood flooring is then the bar was placed over there later. Reminds me of what a dive bar would do for a small stage for a DJ/Karaoke/small band type of thing. Seperation in the middle for a dance floor. And an easy access bar to get drinks. Maybe as they got older they stopped having bands and just left the speakers set up and they still dance there.

I'm giving far to much credit though. Probably just a weird design

[–] tkk13909@sopuli.xyz 12 points 4 days ago

This honestly looks dope imho

[–] scytale@lemmy.zip 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

What’s up with the carpet on the ceiling?

[–] Justas@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 days ago

I think it's actually a resin-corkwood board with a string of Christmas ornaments around it?

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 5 points 4 days ago

My partner said it is 70s whimsy

[–] FishLake@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I personally like the streetlight. Just need to paint the ceiling dark and put dimmer lights in it. I even like the park bench.

I wouldn’t say the layout is bad. The furniture placement doesn’t really make sense. The major thing I’d change is the variety of colors/textures. The palette needs unifying. Beige brick on the walls, warm wood trim, concrete tiles, some kinda reddish marble on above the bar, that hedgehog looking stuff, the cherry flooring… Yeah, that’s a lot.

[–] waitaminute@lemm.ee 1 points 4 days ago

I agree with all this… it could work.

[–] classic@fedia.io 2 points 4 days ago

These posts low key scare me tbh. Like they are windows into the minds of other humans and... it ain't looking good in there