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[–] LostXOR@fedia.io 170 points 6 days ago (1 children)

> Find out I missed the deadline for Microsoft migration and the account is gone forever

[–] psud@aussie.zone 71 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

That's what I expected, but no. Greentext tells an old story

It didn't hurt me but fuck Microsoft. How hard would it be to keep the migration system running? 3 years is nothing for this sort of game, loads of people had the game as kids and stopped playing during several years of higher education only to find they've lost their name

My main name is this one (psud) which I've had from before Minecraft 1.0 and I was happy to get it when I got Minecraft in 2011. I would be so sore if I had to use my 10 letter name (which I pulled psud out of) or something with numbers just because a corp gave a short deadline

[–] Sorse@discuss.tchncs.de 27 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Meanwhile you can still migrate old YouTube accounts to Google accounts https://support.google.com/youtube/answer/55757?hl=en

[–] psud@aussie.zone 13 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

That's another one. I had a YouTube account under the longer name I took this name from, I signed up to it with my Gmail.

My Gmail was in my real name.

So Google in an effort to fix bad behaviour in YouTube comments switched everyone with a YouTube account and a Google account to the name on the Google account.

So all comments I had made as pseudopsud were suddenly reattributed to the name the local government knows me by.

I work for the government and there are things I'm not allowed to say, subjects I'm not allowed to talk about. I'm less careful when using a pseudonym, so I was really unhappy to be unmasked, only mollified by the fact that YouTube comments can't be searched

I can't migrate my old YouTube account, migration was forced on me.

[–] kuberoot@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I forgot how it works exactly, but I'm pretty sure when google was doing that I created a brand account(?) and linked my channel to it, something like that, putting them behind a nickname while preserving the entire history. I don't remember the exact process, but nothing really changed for how I use YouTube, except I get to use a nickname.

[–] psud@aussie.zone 6 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

I don't know whether I carelessly clicked a "link accounts" button. I may have. I felt and feel that my name was changed without my explicit permission

On the good side, several YouTubers respect real name commenters on live streams more than pseudonymous ones

[–] kuberoot@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Sorry, you misunderstood - the change was forced, it's not what I'm referring to. I don't remember the exact way it worked, but I'm pretty sure they were pretty explicit about what the change is, at least.

What I'm saying is, you can go back to using your own nickname - I don't remember the exact process used, but I think the trick was to create a "brand account", which is basically an additional identity tied to your account, move everything to that identity, and use it instead of your private identity with your real name.

[–] psud@aussie.zone 1 points 6 days ago
[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 136 points 6 days ago (7 children)

alpha player

want to come back and play

Microsoft deleted my account

Thanks

[–] ziltoid101@lemmy.world 21 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Went on to play a few months ago with mates, all 4 of us had accounts deleted. Wtf, why wasn't it an automatic process...

You know why.

[–] Takios@discuss.tchncs.de 18 points 6 days ago

Yep, same here. Absolutely unacceptable behaviour

[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 6 days ago (1 children)

If you just want to do singleplayer Java edition, last I checked you can use MultiMc to launch with no account.

Still some bullshit even for those of us who transferred our accounts. We were supposed to get access to all future versions (and it was at least heavily implied that meant across different platforms) with our single early purchase.

[–] PolarKraken@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 days ago

The amount of aggravating bullshit Microsoft introduced made it so I dread when my daughter asks if I can get it working for her, despite having bought it once as an OG, and at least once since. Badly tarnished maybe the game of a generation or era of gaming imo.

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 13 points 6 days ago

Piracy wouldn't delete your account

[–] ddplf@szmer.info 14 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

A corporation removing content someone explicitly paid for is just insane, especially when it only happens to specific people

I fortunately came back to Minecraft during the grace period. Sucks that there was a limit at all.

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 6 days ago

should have chosen "lovemicrosoft"

[–] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 21 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Fake: anon has a good relationship with his mom

Gay: anon has… friends? This one’s a bit of a stretch.

[–] Artyom@lemm.ee 19 points 6 days ago

Gay: anon plays Minecraft instead of having sex with women.

[–] LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz 16 points 6 days ago

Not to get too real on a green text sub, but I keep a gift tag in my wallet that my mom gave me years ago. Its just a small thing that says "To [my name], Love Mom". I don't even remember what gift it was from but I cherish that tag. Save the little things like that if you can, It will mean more to you than you know later.

[–] peetabix@sh.itjust.works 11 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Wholesome greentext

[–] jawa22@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 6 days ago

OK. I am officially fucking old. I was 30 when that happened

[–] x00z@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Have you already send your mother a message today?

[–] psud@aussie.zone 10 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

If your mum is a good one, keep in contact. Write and phone often if you're far away, visit often if you're near. You only have them for a while. People don't live long enough. :'|

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

No, but we went for a long walk together today. Does that count?

[–] x00z@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

Even better.