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[–] throwawayacc0430@sh.itjust.works 30 points 10 hours ago

You shouldn't commit an insurrection, but if you accidentally stormed the whitehouse and assassinated a politician, you're gonna need a good lawyer, but if you need great lawyer, contact my law firm. You don't just need a legal team, you need the eagle team! 🙃

[–] nialv7@lemmy.world 15 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (2 children)

you joke but how do i escape this hell hole?

[–] Xerxos@lemmy.ml 2 points 40 minutes ago

Well if you are serious: try to find a job abroad. Immigration is a lot easier if you already have a job lined up.

[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 9 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

The only way out is through.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 7 points 3 hours ago

The unguarded northern border, which you can cross in search of a better life for your family

[–] scytale@lemmy.zip 39 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

“Did you know you can be tracked if you go to a protest? That’s why I use Nord VPN, to keep me safe from viruses that can steal my personal infomation…”

[–] ReginaPhalange@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Just for the curious - don't. Anything but Nord

[–] synapse1278@lemmy.world 1 points 57 minutes ago

What's wrong with it ?

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 47 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

My Raycon earbuds are great for listening to emergency broadcasts during the total collapse of American society...

[–] DakRalter@thelemmy.club 8 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

Should I keep scrolling the comments to find an ICE raid/raid shadow legends joke...

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 6 points 3 hours ago

If you don't see it, do it yourself ;)

More like:

Have you or your loved one been arrested by ICE? Contact my law firm... (something something forgot the phrasing). You don't just need a legal team, you need the eagle team!*

*We are not liable for constitutional crisis and/or a total collapse of the rule of law

[–] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 77 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

"That's why I'm so excited about WAR THUNDER: THUNDER CHUNDER. I'm a PhD in maths and an engineer but I like to use BRILLIANT to plan my bunker."

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 9 points 3 hours ago

I would have laughed so fucking much if trumps shitty parade was sponsored by war thunder. It was bad enough with crypto sponsors.

[–] meeeeetch@lemmy.world 28 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Hey, where else am I going to find leaked schematics of all the hardware that's going to show up in this upcoming civil war?

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 5 points 5 hours ago

I still think that war thunder should introduce alien spaceships. That way we can learn what really is in area 51.

[–] YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH@infosec.pub 33 points 20 hours ago (3 children)

I too enjoy Robert Evans work

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 27 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Robert: "Speaking of murdering kids"

Sophie: "Jesus Christ Robert"

Robert: "Buy these products instead"

Sophie: "ok I guess"

[–] tdawg@lemmy.world 5 points 13 hours ago

Look at least this way they're working in the factories to make usless shit instead of out on the streets starving to death

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 12 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

I wish they would release unbleeped versions of those ad transitions sometimes. I wanna hear more about the BlueApron blood sport island

[–] YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH@infosec.pub 8 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

I think he has to stop with the child hunting island because people didn’t understand that it was parody.

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 6 points 18 hours ago

The troubled teen industry episode does have a bastard hunting down children with his helicopter.

The grave of that fucker is pretty close too, although vandalism is perhaps best for living bastards…

[–] drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world 3 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Sometimes I worry if he is accidently creating parasocial issues with some people.

[–] Brandonazz@lemmy.world 3 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

He definitely is. Guy makes mistakes and has bad takes just like everyone else, but his style is to do the script in a "no duh, stupid" kind of comedic tone, with lots of usually justified ribbing. This is a great way to make people enjoy listening to you and to get them to nod along, but it could be better in terms of critical analysis.

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 9 points 19 hours ago

Sponsored by Raytheon….

[–] crawancon@lemm.ee 44 points 21 hours ago

come home to utter loss and sadness.

come home to the flavor of Simple Rick.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 23 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

And when the apocalypse hits, I'll be using ExpressVPN to access all the different movies I want to watch without any geo locking!

[–] klu9@piefed.social 3 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Nothing better for jumping over the Make America Great Firewall!

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 hours ago

I still can’t believe France just did exactly that in 2025.

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 15 points 19 hours ago

i make sure to use sponsorblock on youtube.

i resere the right of not having to watch ads during the apocalypse.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 19 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

“When I’m holed up in my boarded-up house defending myself against the looters, I want to be wearing my Mack Weldon boxer briefs.”

[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago

They're anti micro bacterial. So no matter the radiation fueled disease, your balls will stay fresh and clean.

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 5 points 19 hours ago

All while microwaving a fresh never frozen meal from Factor!

[–] Nay@feddit.nl 8 points 19 hours ago

This is YouTube as well

[–] ahornsirup@feddit.org 4 points 17 hours ago

Hey, gotta make rent somehow. I'm not going to blame people for needing money.

[–] drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world 3 points 18 hours ago

Take their ad money and call them out anyway.

[–] miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 21 hours ago

Pepperidge Farm remembers....