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You shouldn't commit an insurrection, but if you accidentally stormed the whitehouse and assassinated a politician, you're gonna need a good lawyer, but if you need great lawyer, contact my law firm. You don't just need a legal team, you need the eagle team! π
you joke but how do i escape this hell hole?
Well if you are serious: try to find a job abroad. Immigration is a lot easier if you already have a job lined up.
The only way out is through.
The unguarded northern border, which you can cross in search of a better life for your family
Well shit, we are going to have to build a wall then. And make the americans pay for it.
βDid you know you can be tracked if you go to a protest? Thatβs why I use Nord VPN, to keep me safe from viruses that can steal my personal infomationβ¦β
Just for the curious - don't. Anything but Nord
What's wrong with it ?
No independent security checks, CIA honeypot, shit like that
My Raycon earbuds are great for listening to emergency broadcasts during the total collapse of American society...
No they're not lol. I bought them because of podcasts and my $20 JBLs are better. The fucking ANC does nothing and they sound like crap.
Oh, no doubt, lol. I was just making a joke...
I've never seen or heard an ad for Sennheiser, but my wired cans from a decade ago are still my favorites. So glad the Steam Deck has a 3.5, but I did have to get a Bluetooth adapter to use them with my phone.
Sennheisers are great, I've been using their headphones for years. Those and my Audio-Technicas get a lot of love from me.
Should I keep scrolling the comments to find an ICE raid/raid shadow legends joke...
If you don't see it, do it yourself ;)
More like:
Have you or your loved one been arrested by ICE? Contact my law firm... (something something forgot the phrasing). You don't just need a legal team, you need the eagle team!*
*We are not liable for constitutional crisis and/or a total collapse of the rule of law
"That's why I'm so excited about WAR THUNDER: THUNDER CHUNDER. I'm a PhD in maths and an engineer but I like to use BRILLIANT to plan my bunker."
I would have laughed so fucking much if trumps shitty parade was sponsored by war thunder. It was bad enough with crypto sponsors.
Hey, where else am I going to find leaked schematics of all the hardware that's going to show up in this upcoming civil war?
I still think that war thunder should introduce alien spaceships. That way we can learn what really is in area 51.
I too enjoy Robert Evans work
Robert: "Speaking of murdering kids"
Sophie: "Jesus Christ Robert"
Robert: "Buy these products instead"
Sophie: "ok I guess"
Look at least this way they're working in the factories to make usless shit instead of out on the streets starving to death
I wish they would release unbleeped versions of those ad transitions sometimes. I wanna hear more about the BlueApron blood sport island
I think he has to stop with the child hunting island because people didnβt understand that it was parody.
The troubled teen industry episode does have a bastard hunting down children with his helicopter.
The grave of that fucker is pretty close too, although vandalism is perhaps best for living bastardsβ¦
Sometimes I worry if he is accidently creating parasocial issues with some people.
He definitely is. Guy makes mistakes and has bad takes just like everyone else, but his style is to do the script in a "no duh, stupid" kind of comedic tone, with lots of usually justified ribbing. This is a great way to make people enjoy listening to you and to get them to nod along, but it could be better in terms of critical analysis.
Sponsored by Raytheonβ¦.
come home to utter loss and sadness.
come home to the flavor of Simple Rick.
And when the apocalypse hits, I'll be using ExpressVPN to access all the different movies I want to watch without any geo locking!
Nothing better for jumping over the Make America Great Firewall!
I still canβt believe France just did exactly that in 2025.
i make sure to use sponsorblock on youtube.
i resere the right of not having to watch ads during the apocalypse.
βWhen Iβm holed up in my boarded-up house defending myself against the looters, I want to be wearing my Mack Weldon boxer briefs.β
They're anti micro bacterial. So no matter the radiation fueled disease, your balls will stay fresh and clean.
All while microwaving a fresh never frozen meal from Factor!
This is YouTube as well
Hey, gotta make rent somehow. I'm not going to blame people for needing money.
Pepperidge Farm remembers....
Take their ad money and call them out anyway.