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[–] Zahille7@lemmy.world 26 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Hey, Farva, what's that restaurant you like with the mozzarella sticks and all the goofy shit on the walls?

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[–] ohwhatfollyisman@lemmy.world 26 points 2 days ago (2 children)
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[–] Reliq@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

"'Empire' had the better ending. I mean, Luke gets his hand cut off, finds out Vader's his father, Han gets frozen and taken away by Boba Fett. It ends on such a down note. I mean, that's what life is, a series of down endings. All 'Jedi' had was a bunch of Muppets."

[–] _thebrain_@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 days ago

Hack the planet!

[–] tartarin@reddthat.com 12 points 2 days ago

"Don't mess with the Jesus."

[–] mantorok@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 days ago

Aaaadriaaan!

[–] then_three_more@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The line must be drawn here!

[–] Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You broke your little ships.

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[–] FriendOfDeSoto@startrek.website 21 points 2 days ago (3 children)
[–] AbidingOhmsLaw@lemmy.ml 12 points 2 days ago

Give me a ping, Vasili. One ping only, please

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[–] eistari@lemmy.world 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Loucypher@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 day ago

Yeah Futurama

[–] tenchiken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Nice fukkin' model!

Honk Honk

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[–] DizzoMyNizzo@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...My ass. Nyahaa! Nyahaa!

[–] BlueSquid0741 14 points 2 days ago (3 children)

β€œThis town needs an enema”

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[–] DirigibleProtein@aussie.zone 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)

β€œWe’re with you, Mister the Kid!”

[–] AbidingOhmsLaw@lemmy.ml 15 points 2 days ago

Be excellent to each other!

[–] cypherpunks@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The acquisition of wealth is no longer the driving force in our lives. We work to better ourselves and the rest of Humanity.

[–] FriendOfDeSoto@startrek.website 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] call_me_xale@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

That's the one I remember lol

edit: that and, "I'm not detecting any leaks"

[–] pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 day ago (3 children)

"This is no time to talk about time, we don't have the time!"

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[–] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

She doesn't even go here

[–] aMockTie@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago

"Let's go eat, huh?"

Or for one that has more or less pierced the cultural zeitgeist:

"Oh hi Mark"

[–] Bronstein_Tardigrade@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

"...sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids."

"So long, and thanks for all the fish."

[–] call_me_xale@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago

I thought it was "So long and thanks for all the fish"?

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[–] ghostlychonk@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago

"Excuse me while I whip this out."

[–] waka@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Everybody got that? ...Good.

[–] HotWheelsVroom@lemmy.ml 15 points 2 days ago

"What about you guys?"

"WE AIN'T FOUND SHIT!"

[–] snekerpimp@lemmy.snekerpimp.space 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

β€œHow many assholes do we have on this ship anyhow?”

I knew it I'm surrounded by assholes!

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[–] UltraBlack@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] tenchiken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 2 days ago (2 children)
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[–] bobbyfiend@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"I have no response to that."

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