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Looking for suggestions on what to do with all this scrap bread

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[–] Boomkop3@reddthat.com 38 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Oy, this is for dull men, not awesome dads!

[–] copymyjalopy@sh.itjust.works 18 points 5 days ago

Awww thanks 😁

[–] Boxscape 28 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Make some egg-in-the-baskets that disintegrate immediately because the cutouts are too big 😏

[–] copymyjalopy@sh.itjust.works 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I like this one. Easy to do.

[–] Maalus@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

And incredibly tasty too. Comes out like toasted bread. Bonus points for rubbing garlic on the bread before you put the egg in.

[–] Mothra@mander.xyz 23 points 5 days ago

...croutons?

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 21 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Chopped, tossed in oil and garlic salt, herbs. Gently bake. Make croutons.

This is dull men, so of course I'm gonna talk about salads.

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 3 points 4 days ago

Grate over some parmesan, be careful, it's on the edge of dullness.

[–] OrteilGenou@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago

The boring answer is to let them dry out and make bread crumbs. The fun answer is to toss them in egg, sugar and vanilla and make French toast bites

[–] Bruhh@lemmy.world 18 points 5 days ago (1 children)

We know this is your lunch. You're not slick. On a side note, can you start packing my lunches as well?

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

I'd settle for those strawberries!

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] copymyjalopy@sh.itjust.works 8 points 5 days ago

Going forward they shall be referred to as Pandwiches in my house

[–] Akaru88@ani.social 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 days ago

That was my thought as well.

[–] Jojowski@sopuli.xyz 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] InFerNo@lemmy.ml 4 points 4 days ago

Broodpudding! I'm sure there's an English recipe around for it.

[–] Duranie@leminal.space 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Breakfast cups.

Muffin tin with non stick spray. Tear bread into pieces into cups.

Options - add diced ham, green onions, chopped cooked breakfast sausage, shredded cheese, cottage cheese, anything tasty.

Beat some eggs with a little milk, salt, pepper, and mostly fill the cups and bake.

[–] fubarx@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

Put them in her lunchbox tomorrow, with dabs of cream cheese, drizzled with strawberry jam.

Tell her they're what was left after the bears had plastic surgery.

You'll either be called in for 'a talk,' or your daughter will be the hero of the lunch period.

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

That looks delicious and cute, but like cake, not bread.

That's not bread.

That's bread. (And despite the dark outlook, it's honestly very sweet as well, this darker version of the traditional reissumies.)

[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

Budín de pan

[–] KazuyaDarklight@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

Looks like you already know what to do with that Nutella. My only alternative suggestion would be to low heat toaster oven or microwave them to give the leftovers more of crunchy breadstick consistency.

[–] Hamartiogonic@sopuli.xyz 4 points 5 days ago

Aww, they’re so cute too. And strawberries as well! I’m sure she will love this.

[–] Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca 4 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Wednesday's lunch?

Subsequently, when I make fresh burgers I use soft breads and a bit of milk as my 'breadcrumbs'/binding materials along with egg if course. So make some bugs!

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Then make meatloaf patties. Instead of a loaf. It's still the same concept and gets rid of most of the wasted food in the above photo

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

My point is that those are meatloaf sandwiches, not burgers.

[–] Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca 0 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Then make meatloaf patty sandwiches in burger buns. Whatever.

You make grilled sandwiches, not grilled cheeses

It's a bacon melt, not a bacon grilled cheese.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

"Grilled cheese" is a name of a type of sandwich.

If you order a burger at a restaurant, would you expect to receive meatloaf, even in sandwich form?

[–] Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca 0 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Burger with bread and milk

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

And egg.

Quadrupling the number of ingredients in the patty might make something completely different, no?

[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 1 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Some ideas and some humour:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-mb3S5AK-wY

ETA: Oh, and a great song with a cute kitty at the end.

[–] Cris_Color@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

Awww, that makes me so happy 🥹