Own that shit, make the people next door hear you stand up, scare people awake in another timezone, these are your battle cries from carrying your dumb ass through this hellscape!
this post was submitted on 28 Jun 2025
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☝️This!
Also my knees: here's some cracking noises too!
Don't have any particular pains, at least not getting up and down, but I've been making old man noises since I was about 40. Weird.
Making old man noises is great. It's a dopamine hit once you're past 40, even if you're in great shape. I make them all the time but am in better shape now past 40 than I was in my 20s. Farm strong.
Keep it up 💪
The surest sign that I've got old is that I make a sound when I get up.
Or using stairs. "Ooh. Ah. Ugh. Argh."
she just wanted an excuse to touch his chest
That’s not normal
Depends on how old you are.
And how overweight
Yes, but I don’t think most lemmy users are over 65
LOL, 65. This shit can start at 50 and there are plenty of lemmy users 50+.
50?? I feel like this happened the day after turning 21, just like the hangovers i thought i could never get.
It can start at 50 if you are not healthy, aka not normal