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[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 23 points 3 days ago

He's got the Eli Valley texture pack. visible-disgust

[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 16 points 3 days ago (2 children)

My man has serious gum recession

[–] Rey_McSriff@hexbear.net 9 points 3 days ago

Never met an octogenarian that doesn't

what gum? it's a latex mask fitted over a bare skull

[–] ByteFoolish@hexbear.net 9 points 3 days ago
[–] PostyourJaggaHogs@hexbear.net 15 points 3 days ago (1 children)

he's never going to die is he

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

unless another luigi comes around, he is dying very old in the fanciest hospital bed you have ever seen, comfortably sedated by the best drugs.

you know, like other assorted ghouls like kissinger and thatcher.

[–] peeonyou@hexbear.net 19 points 3 days ago (1 children)

that's some wet fried chicken

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 13 points 3 days ago

That's MR. WET FRIED CHICKEN PRESIDENT - buster.

[–] sleeplessone@lemmy.ml 10 points 3 days ago

HitlerPig has almost reached his final form.

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 11 points 3 days ago
[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 9 points 3 days ago

Somewhere there's a portrait of him that looks less like Eli Valley drew it every day

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 5 points 3 days ago
[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

He confirmed the other day he doesn't suntan so either it's fake or they're putting him under a heat lamp and forgetting about him.

[–] HarryLime@hexbear.net 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I think it's confirmed he uses spray? But I'm not sure

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 8 points 3 days ago

Fire his makeup artist.