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And sugar, of course.
Default juice… so white grape? The juice they use to water down every other type of juice with a discernible flavor so they can still call it “100% juice”?
Fuck you I want to taste the guava. Fuck your fucking grapes.
White grape? Here that's apple juice. And not only for 'juice 100%' but also instead of sugar (to get around sugar-in-drinks taxes).
It's in almost bloody everything. Last week I bought pre made tea, I get home and it's fucking 20% apple juice and like 0.1% green tea extract, guess what it tasted like. fucking. apple. juice.
Fuck your putrid shit ass apples, you greedy bastards. hope you crash your car into an apple orchard if you like them so much.
The sad reality of capitalistic corner cutting
It's a little work but you can juice your own guava
grape, pear, and apple blended together so no single distinct flavor can be discerned
Can I have some default juice? I think I glitched the matrix (again) today.
Why is it more expensive?
It's the default for a reason.
the whole dev team was sent to gulag after this
The shelf label below says мультифруктовый which means multi-fruit.
Even the default language is in anglo-saxoid
Love me some default_juice
Give me more of that default_juice
It's largely acceptable!
Supply and demand. How many default fruits have you seen? They’re rare.
Looked it up — for anyone curious, it's a mix of orange, pineapple, apple, peach, kiwi and passion fruit.
So multivitamin juice?
Seems pretty much like a default_juice.
Though the joke is a bit niche for a general audience
I could have sworn that default juice would be orange.
Apple, actually. It's a basis for most cheap juices, including the orange one - at least in Russia, where the picture is taken
Papaya over here. Apples would be too expensive.
Obviously the only static bitmap would be the word that has an accent...
When the government gives you a free meal
New! Improved DEFAULT flavor!
Contains X% juice.
Ingredients: NULL Best By: 01/01/1970
Now in stores, for only undefined
Sale! Only NaN!
- I'd try it
- Why on earth would they capitalize snake case like that
Maybe the print capitalizes the first letter by default in case someone put in a fruit uncapitalized
Where is the default fruit picture
It's actually vanilla milk, picture is accurate
Moo(u) juice!
The default fruit picture is a 1x1 px sizes transparent placeholder PNG. Can be used for tracking as well.
I got you.
Wouldn't that be fruit missing?
Better?
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