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[–] paulbg@programming.dev 3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

the whole dev team was sent to gulag after this

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 74 points 1 week ago (2 children)

New! Improved DEFAULT flavor!

Contains X% juice.

[–] rem26_art@fedia.io 45 points 1 week ago

Ingredients: NULL Best By: 01/01/1970

[–] squirrel@discuss.tchncs.de 37 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Now in stores, for only undefined

[–] scutiger@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

Sale! Only NaN!

[–] TomMasz@piefed.social 46 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ingredients: Hydrogen, Oxygen

[–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 22 points 1 week ago

And sugar, of course.

[–] a14o@feddit.org 36 points 1 week ago (1 children)
  1. I'd try it
  2. Why on earth would they capitalize snake case like that
[–] noli@lemmy.zip 28 points 1 week ago

Maybe the print capitalizes the first letter by default in case someone put in a fruit uncapitalized

[–] atomicorange@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Default juice… so white grape? The juice they use to water down every other type of juice with a discernible flavor so they can still call it “100% juice”?

Fuck you I want to taste the guava. Fuck your fucking grapes.

[–] Fifrok@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 1 week ago

White grape? Here that's apple juice. And not only for 'juice 100%' but also instead of sugar (to get around sugar-in-drinks taxes).

It's in almost bloody everything. Last week I bought pre made tea, I get home and it's fucking 20% apple juice and like 0.1% green tea extract, guess what it tasted like. fucking. apple. juice.

Fuck your putrid shit ass apples, you greedy bastards. hope you crash your car into an apple orchard if you like them so much.

[–] Angry_Autist@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

The sad reality of capitalistic corner cutting

It's a little work but you can juice your own guava

[–] PmMeFrogMemes@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

grape, pear, and apple blended together so no single distinct flavor can be discerned

[–] hddsx@lemmy.ca 25 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Where is the default fruit picture

[–] death_to_carrots@feddit.org 30 points 1 week ago

The default fruit picture is a 1x1 px sizes transparent placeholder PNG. Can be used for tracking as well.

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] tfm@europe.pub 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Wouldn't that be fruit missing?

[–] Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Better?

Edit: It is advised to temporarily turn off dark mode

[–] a14o@feddit.org 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's actually vanilla milk, picture is accurate

[–] JATtho@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago

Can I have some default juice? I think I glitched the matrix (again) today.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] normalexit@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

It's the default for a reason.

[–] thagoat 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

Love me some default_juice

[–] SailorMoss@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 days ago

Supply and demand. How many default fruits have you seen? They’re rare.

[–] scroll_responsibly 12 points 1 week ago

Give me more of that default_juice

[–] Angry_Autist@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

It's largely acceptable!

[–] lessthanluigi 11 points 1 week ago

Even the default language is in anglo-saxoid

[–] jenesaisquoi@feddit.org 8 points 1 week ago

The shelf label below says мультифруктовый which means multi-fruit.

[–] arschflugkoerper@feddit.org 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I could have sworn that default juice would be orange.

[–] Allero@lemmy.today 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Apple, actually. It's a basis for most cheap juices, including the orange one - at least in Russia, where the picture is taken

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 2 points 1 week ago

Papaya over here. Apples would be too expensive.

[–] Metahodos@ani.social 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Looked it up — for anyone curious, it's a mix of orange, pineapple, apple, peach, kiwi and passion fruit.

[–] Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 week ago

So multivitamin juice?
Seems pretty much like a default_juice.

Though the joke is a bit niche for a general audience

[–] maxwells_daemon@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Obviously the only static bitmap would be the word that has an accent...

[–] Luisp@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago

When the government gives you a free meal