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[–] TomMasz@piefed.social 46 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Ingredients: Hydrogen, Oxygen

[–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 22 points 6 days ago

And sugar, of course.

[–] atomicorange@lemmy.world 28 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Default juice… so white grape? The juice they use to water down every other type of juice with a discernible flavor so they can still call it “100% juice”?

Fuck you I want to taste the guava. Fuck your fucking grapes.

[–] Fifrok@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 6 days ago

White grape? Here that's apple juice. And not only for 'juice 100%' but also instead of sugar (to get around sugar-in-drinks taxes).

It's in almost bloody everything. Last week I bought pre made tea, I get home and it's fucking 20% apple juice and like 0.1% green tea extract, guess what it tasted like. fucking. apple. juice.

Fuck your putrid shit ass apples, you greedy bastards. hope you crash your car into an apple orchard if you like them so much.

[–] Angry_Autist@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago

The sad reality of capitalistic corner cutting

It's a little work but you can juice your own guava

[–] PmMeFrogMemes@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

grape, pear, and apple blended together so no single distinct flavor can be discerned

[–] JATtho@lemmy.world 18 points 6 days ago

Can I have some default juice? I think I glitched the matrix (again) today.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 16 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] normalexit@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

It's the default for a reason.

[–] paulbg@programming.dev 3 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

the whole dev team was sent to gulag after this

[–] jenesaisquoi@feddit.org 8 points 6 days ago

The shelf label below says мультифруктовый which means multi-fruit.

[–] lessthanluigi 11 points 6 days ago

Even the default language is in anglo-saxoid

[–] thagoat 12 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (3 children)

Love me some default_juice

[–] scroll_responsibly 12 points 6 days ago

Give me more of that default_juice

[–] Angry_Autist@lemmy.world 11 points 6 days ago

It's largely acceptable!

[–] SailorMoss@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 days ago

Supply and demand. How many default fruits have you seen? They’re rare.

[–] Metahodos@ani.social 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Looked it up — for anyone curious, it's a mix of orange, pineapple, apple, peach, kiwi and passion fruit.

[–] Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 6 days ago

So multivitamin juice?
Seems pretty much like a default_juice.

Though the joke is a bit niche for a general audience

[–] arschflugkoerper@feddit.org 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I could have sworn that default juice would be orange.

[–] Allero@lemmy.today 9 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Apple, actually. It's a basis for most cheap juices, including the orange one - at least in Russia, where the picture is taken

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 2 points 6 days ago

Papaya over here. Apples would be too expensive.

[–] maxwells_daemon@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

Obviously the only static bitmap would be the word that has an accent...

[–] Luisp@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 6 days ago

When the government gives you a free meal

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 74 points 1 week ago (2 children)

New! Improved DEFAULT flavor!

Contains X% juice.

[–] rem26_art@fedia.io 45 points 1 week ago

Ingredients: NULL Best By: 01/01/1970

[–] squirrel@discuss.tchncs.de 37 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Now in stores, for only undefined

[–] scutiger@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago

Sale! Only NaN!

[–] a14o@feddit.org 36 points 1 week ago (1 children)
  1. I'd try it
  2. Why on earth would they capitalize snake case like that
[–] noli@lemmy.zip 28 points 6 days ago

Maybe the print capitalizes the first letter by default in case someone put in a fruit uncapitalized

[–] hddsx@lemmy.ca 25 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Where is the default fruit picture

[–] a14o@feddit.org 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's actually vanilla milk, picture is accurate

[–] death_to_carrots@feddit.org 30 points 1 week ago

The default fruit picture is a 1x1 px sizes transparent placeholder PNG. Can be used for tracking as well.

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] tfm@europe.pub 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Wouldn't that be fruit missing?

[–] Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Better?

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