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[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 82 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Cows are huge, but when I'm wearing heels I can still fit my shoulder under my husband's armpit for a snuggle and that's awesome.

[–] sxan@midwest.social 60 points 5 days ago

My wife is 2 inches shorter than I (6') am. When she's feeling girlie, she can snuggle up, but in 4 inch heels her legs go on forever and she towers.

She's got the best of both worlds, and consequently, so do I.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 16 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I think i saw once a study that relationships are the most stable if the size difference between the partners is that the shorter one can lay their head in the shoulder of the other for snuggling, meaning about half a head size difference.

[–] jia_tan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 5 days ago

Hey everyone! I’m looking for a 6ft+half-a-head tall amazon mommy for snuggling. Anyone interested?

My wife is about 1 cm taller than me but she's just physically tiny, like "I can grab her by the torso with one hand" small. I'm always surprised at how delicate she seems and how one of my bones is two of hers... and these people have a whole Alien violently coming out of them sometimes! 😅❤️

[–] tatterdemalion@programming.dev 22 points 5 days ago

What an odd thing to say.

[–] A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago

Tweets that give you dysphoria

[–] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 21 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Peter Dinklage would like a word...

[–] db2@lemmy.world 15 points 5 days ago

What he lacks in stature he more than makes up for in gravitas. By any meaningful measure that man is a giant.

[–] chtk@feddit.nl 14 points 5 days ago (2 children)
[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

That wizard came from the moon.

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 days ago

we've woken the hive 😶

[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 12 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Yeah . . . this is why I don't like missionary position much. My wife is a fit 140lbs. I'm a somewhat fit 220lbs. I want to have sex, not a plank PR while twerking.

[–] morkyporky@suppo.fi 12 points 5 days ago

Your plank PR is 8 seconds?

[–] morphballganon@mtgzone.com 5 points 5 days ago

It's not plank if you're on your elbows