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[–] gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 31 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Ah, a classic!

[–] als@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I didn't see it after a while of scrolling so thought it necessary

[–] gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 5 months ago

Undertandable. A fantastic addition to my feed, too!!

[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 22 points 5 months ago

Jesus, John.. You're gonna make me cum tending to the oven like that. I ain't even gay, but I want what's in that pan, boii.

[–] Fleur_@aussie.zone 16 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I can't read this sentence. I've tried so many times

[–] Devjavu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 months ago

He's making a play on words. You "of in" the cold food. That sounds like oven. And you "of out" the hot food. The first part of a sentence should be more like "You know why they call it an oven?". Then just add the word eat, because that's what ya do when the food is hot.

That's my take.

[–] SuperRecording@lemmy.ml 14 points 5 months ago

speaking of ovens, anybody else smell toast?

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago

well hello stepgarfield

[–] sploosh@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

Why does it smell like burning feathers in here?

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 months ago

Stolen valor from a speedrunning shitpost.