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[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 76 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (4 children)

No fuck that. Honey comes in glass jars from a local beekeeper. Like this

End of debate.

[–] smiletolerantly@awful.systems 18 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Haha GmbH Honig. Raus mit diesem korpo Scheiß.

[–] smiletolerantly@awful.systems 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The fuck? Das ist das Glas, was ich bei unserem 86 Jahre alten Imker alle paar Wochen hole. Die Bienen sind seit 3 Generationen in der Familie.

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

verkauft er seinen Honig vielleicht an die Firma?

[–] smiletolerantly@awful.systems 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Kann ja sein

Ist aber nicht der einzige lokale Imker, bei dem mit dieses Label untergekommen ist.

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Möglicherweise verkaufen alle gleich.

[–] smiletolerantly@awful.systems 3 points 5 months ago

Ja, worauf ich raus will: bei mir ist das Glas gleichbedeutend mit "lokaler Kleinimker'

[–] callyral@pawb.social 9 points 5 months ago (4 children)

solution: sell bear-shaped jars to local beekeepers

[–] darksiderbun@lemmy.ca 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

I’ve totally bought local honey packaged in bear-jars. I don’t understand where all this hate is coming from

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Edit oop. Missed.

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

NO YOU GO TO HELL.

Sorry. I like the bears.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Solution, keep bees in cellar. Train them to attack your enemies, but get the wrong bees so all they do is land and walk around, tickling/itching the bejesuschristsuperstar out of the victim after a good terror laugh.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

Oh dang they're a pope when they tell you to go to hell I think that makes you a bizarrosaint.

[–] creation7758@lemmy.ml 7 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Everything should come in mason jars. They are durable, reusable, accessible and timeless.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Don't mason jars have to have a clasp. Otherwise it's just a jar.

[–] creation7758@lemmy.ml 2 points 5 months ago

Just a general jar then. Mason doesn't have a patent on it anymore and anyone can use it.

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 1 points 5 months ago

Isn't the seal on them single use though? I got kilner clip top jars instead as the rubber ring on them should last longer before replacing. Got 2L of apple chutney in them so far and making more today.

[–] axexrx@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

I usually get my honey in a mason jar with a hand written label...

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 24 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Wonder if it’s the same person who put soy sauce into tiny little plastic fish.

(Seriously, those things are terrible wastes of plastic.)

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago

But plastic fish shaped plastic mini bottles is the only way we know how to distribute tiny amounts of soy sauce so they can end up in the waste bin.

[–] arin@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

And not good for our health, you can taste the difference from plastic vs glass. That means plastic is leeching into the food

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 5 points 5 months ago

The fact that plastic does that is why water bottles have an expiry date.

Anyway everybody knows Coke tastes better out of a glass bottle.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 14 points 5 months ago

If honey comes in a bear container, you know it's shit honey (assuming there's even honey in it).

[–] timbuck2themoon@sh.itjust.works 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

"The bear is sticky with honey.”

[–] faintwhenfree@lemmus.org 2 points 5 months ago

Classic Gavin Belson

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

I just want my cocaine to come packed the same way

[–] TargaryenTKE@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Brb gotta make a self-lubricating dildo