They're putting the chemicals in the water that turn the frogs gay
this post was submitted on 21 Sep 2023
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Some items in my coach purse: Lipstick Floss picks Pliers Sewing kit Duct tape Hair tie Moisturizer Flashlight Power Bank Knife Pepper spray Wallet Pork (no idea how this ended up on the list... I'm keeping it and putting some pork in my purse now) Pen nail file Mini deodorant A gun sometimes
A quick glance at this list one might conclude that I am aggressively queer.
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Pretty gay, yeah. The only thing you're allowed to drink if you're straight is mountain dew. I don't make the rules, sorry.
It's called having a brutal hangover and yes the little sips keep me from vomiting.
Water is fish cum. Are you doing to drink something that came out of fish dick?
if it's female to carry stuff why are males the ones with pockets in pants
Hydro homies in shambles
I carry a water bottle everywhere, and I'm queer.
So yes I can confirm that water bottles at least are quite gay.
Main difference between "men's" pants and "women's" pants is the presence of pockets but if you actually put things in your pockets that's feminine.
No see putting it into a pocket counts as not carrying it anymore. It's not gay to have a water bottle but only if you have voluminous enough pants and pockets to contain one
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"a knife less man is lifeless" - Grandpa
didn't have any saying about water bottles, he did drink water though, from the tap mostly
yes, which is why i carry a comedically large water bottle with me at all times
Lawyer up and get kidney stones bro 
miss, this is a canteen and iβm clint eastwood
This is the text equivalent of those videos of people saying they're icked by people using seatbelts when they drive
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Well when it comes to utility I guess you are SOL while I have everything I need in my massive magical "feminine" man purse.
I can't stand stuff in my pockets. So annoying.
in spanish meat is βla carneβ
gay if you eat it fellas
One time i was hanging out with my friends and we stped by a convinience store. They were carring a type of vanilla soda that was manufactured locally at the time and had a very limited distrubtion. Seenig that i was happy and ordered one. my friends gave me surprised looks. So i asked them why, and aparently the drink was marketed to gay people. So i responded well i like it so what if its gey? I think thats the best response to these kind of asholes.
If you're carrying a water bottle, how can you be unencumbered and ready for violence at a moment's notice?
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