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[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 45 points 2 months ago (2 children)

It can always be worse than feet.

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 months ago (5 children)
[–] pennomi@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] CommanderCloon@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 months ago

I thought the wenis was a dance 😭

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 9 points 2 months ago

Much worse. If only. Humans are interesting.

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

How innocent you are

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 3 points 2 months ago

Or like being a pedophile

[–] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 44 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Feet are absolutely not God’s fault. God would have used metric.

[–] nailingjello@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

You're trying so hard to only use the metric system that you probably walk around on your 1/3 of a meter .

[–] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 4 points 2 months ago

On my two three-decimeters.

[–] frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 months ago

Metric users be like "33cm is one third of a meter".

[–] cryptiod137@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Wrong, the Lord's measurement is cubits

[–] Icytrees@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 months ago
[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 months ago (3 children)

This comic goes from amusing to dark really fast if you replace "feet" with some of the more...deviant attractions out there.

[–] DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

"Why did it have to be getting shitted on!?"

[–] Tattorack@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Considering this is the Christian god... Uhmmm... Yeah, so, guro wouldn't be all that far fetched.

[–] socsa@piefed.social 1 points 2 months ago

Pinus strobus?

[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Thank you Lord.

Every single day. That it wasn't feet or furrydom.

Use to think It was nothing.... But no.

The Bdsm void has taken me.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Fr though. Like it has its downsides like the fact thst it hurts, but it's awesome that my kink came free with a hobby and community

[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

I just like the look in a loving partners eye when they let go. The rest is honestly secondary. Whatever gets them to that point.

It really does just have unending amounts of new shit to try. Community too. Never considered that. Neat.

[–] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago
[–] socsa@piefed.social 5 points 2 months ago

You mean the things you can see naked in public all the time? What's the problem?

[–] spykee@lemmings.world 4 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Belly button.
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.
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Yeah, so what? You gonn kink shame me now, huh?

[–] cryptiod137@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] spykee@lemmings.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] MotoAsh@piefed.social 2 points 2 months ago

Looks like a sleeping Mike Wazowski

[–] Tattorack@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I absolutely shame kinks. But being into belly buttons is probably the tamest kind of kink of all existing kinks in the world.

Those are not the kind of kinks I shame.

[–] spykee@lemmings.world 1 points 2 months ago

Beer belly\

You couldn't even if you tried.

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] spykee@lemmings.world 2 points 2 months ago

Beer belly fanny pack

Hell yeah!
...and nobody cares when I carry my own fleshlight publicly.

[–] Siethron@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I like the lower back. Not the butt, the back. No idea why.

[–] spykee@lemmings.world 1 points 2 months ago

Fat man back from behind

Here's you go my man. Extra wide for extra play area.
I can't reach that angle with my phone, else I would've sent you my own.