god this is so good
this post was submitted on 24 Oct 2025
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"You know what would be a nice segue from the tennis court installation? Hunter Biden's laptop."
nearly a dozen nations
Wait, what nations? NATOpedia only lists 6 countries currently claiming this and the 7th was Syria under 
: Bahrain, Egypt, Kenya, Saudi Arabia, the UAE, and the Russian Federation
Not even a designated terror org by Amerikkka lmao
That photo doesn't even have anything do with Obama "hosting members of the Muslim Brotherhood". It was taken in 2006.
Who said this administration gives one ripe shit about historical accuracy
I can't decide if my fave is muslim Obama, bathtub Hunter, or trans titties
I find it really funny how boomer facebook ragebait is being posted on .gov sites. Feels like a south park episode.
Absolutely nothing happened at the White House between 1973 and 1998.
Throat goat!
Cocaine discovered
Pretty sure they knew about cocaine before then
That is hilarious. Should have added a bit about Taft and the tub; JFK's "goomah"; and how the new ballroom will host parties far better than sloppy Graydon Carter and his magazines ever could.
Step 7:
The White House Ballroom will be substantially separated from the main building of the White House, but at the same time, it’s theme and architectural heritage will be almost identical.
Grammar is also not a concern
The lion does not concern himself with… checks notes …contractive apostrophes.
During the War of 1812, the British set fire to the President’s House
huh though that event would warrant at least a paragraph lol
Lol wtaf
In step 7 they used the wrong "its"
guys, look at joe biden and this hot topless woman! this is bad!
interesting strategy
We’re all jokers now
2 x 88 foot flagpoles…