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[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 58 points 4 months ago (3 children)

They'll have to start selling vegan-tofu as Liberty Curd or something lmao

[–] thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net 34 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 32 points 4 months ago

frothingfash Stop calling me soy boy, I'm a SOY PATRIOT

[–] alexei_1917@hexbear.net 6 points 4 months ago

Wouldn't be the first time they've renamed a food to solve a geopolitical problem!

At least Freedom Fries was because they were mad at France, and Liberty Cabbage was because of an active war... this would be far less justifiable! Not that anyone in charge over there cares anymore.

[–] BadTakesHaver@hexbear.net 36 points 4 months ago

Sell me more Tofu

[–] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 35 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

Everything for captain ancap.

Honestly the logical conclusion would be for Argentina to export American soy to China.

[–] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I hope you know I pack a chainsaw (What?)

A chainsaw (What?)

A motherfuckin' chainsaw (What?)

I'll skin your ass raw (Ass raw)

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 25 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Ok, I’ll bite. Why not sell the soybeans here?

[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 34 points 4 months ago (3 children)

the soybeans grown in the us are intended to feed hogs

[–] varmint@hexbear.net 32 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Yeah exactly. Gimmie gimme gimme

[–] alexei_1917@hexbear.net 2 points 4 months ago

Hey, I think I found a pic of you:

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 19 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] alexei_1917@hexbear.net 2 points 4 months ago
[–] Euergetes@hexbear.net 25 points 4 months ago

Still love the admin tho

[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 23 points 4 months ago

Their third plan, beanie baby NFTs, have also faced issues

[–] fannin@hexbear.net 21 points 4 months ago
[–] nefertum@hexbear.net 13 points 4 months ago

Booohooooo, aren't these the types to loudly scream "FAFO"

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 12 points 4 months ago

cuts to footage of the CEO of the Iowa Cattleman's Association

Yep, that's a cattle-man. thumb-cop

[–] mactan@lemmy.ml 9 points 4 months ago

our corn and soy are all industrial precursors not so much food

[–] jack@hexbear.net 7 points 4 months ago

Try setting up a tofu processing plant, losers

[–] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 7 points 4 months ago

HE'S DOING IT TO HELP ARGENTINA LMFAO