Long bacon sounds a bit too adjacent to long pork to my taste.
this post was submitted on 30 Oct 2025
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Long pig, the local Zambezi tribesman called it. Never cared for it.
What about long hog?
Lesbacon.
No MOREBACON.
(I appreciate the lesbian pun but want more meats)
Lesbians got flaps o'meat
She's the mirror universe Long Long Man
Ah yes the cloth store, where one buys such things as garments.
The bacon is inside of me. Like Jesus, except you can get the bacon out with your mouth.
Where is the original picture??
What ever do you mean?
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