If someone said they would love me if I were a worm, I would leave them. I'm not committing to a future with someone who could be sexually attracted to worms.
this post was submitted on 01 Nov 2025
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I have undying love for Leto II.
Long Covid has me tied to bed 24/7. I'm basically just a worm now. My wife still loves me. Yay?
That's super shitty dude. No one deserves that.
I never understood this thought experiment. Wouldn’t it make more sense to say if they had cancer or were in a coma?
Nahh, that's too real and can likely happen.
"All because a man doesn't like macaroons! Ooooh... I'd give anything to be able to wipe my own ass again!"