this post was submitted on 03 Nov 2025
253 points (99.6% liked)

NiceMemes

3010 readers
172 users here now

A place to post memes & images that won't absolutely obliterate your mental health! Memes must not stray into hopelessness and be generally positive or neutral.

I made this with my kid in mind, so that they can have a good, safe place to look at memes, just made to make folks laugh and smile!

Only goofs & silliness. (:

founded 10 months ago
MODERATORS
 
top 19 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Be careful with that one. They grow up to be quite dangerous

[–] jqubed@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

Don’t they carry bubonic plague?

[–] Artisian@lemmy.world 24 points 4 months ago (3 children)
[–] LadyButterfly@piefed.blahaj.zone 7 points 4 months ago

Thank you for this gift!

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

"Segway" is an interesting name for an armadillo.

edit: Another comment has clarified things.

[–] AlecSadler@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 4 months ago

Oh my god I want one.

[–] Hathaway@lemmy.zip 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Why did this take 116 years? Are breeding couples uncommon? Do they not breed in captivity? Do they have the longest pregnancy in the animal world?

[–] Marthirial@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Yes, the mother gives birth after being dead for 95 years.

[–] Hathaway@lemmy.zip 4 points 4 months ago

Just as I suspected!

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

My wife's first night after moving to Texas: I'm driving her home from the airport to our apartment, it's pretty dark already. About 30 feet away from our parking space, I see something scampering towards us, so I stop. "Oh look! An armadillo!" I exclaim.

My wife, absolutely stunned, watches and then loudly asks, "WAIT, THOSE THINGS ARE REAL?! I thought they were made up our mythical!"

Her only knowledge of armadillos was from Friends, when Ross dresses up as "the Holiday Armadillo," because all the Santa costumes were taken. Chandler's unfamiliarity and it being used as a substitute for Santa and... Well, I can see how the math adds up.

Anyway, her shock and wonder, as though she'd just seen a unicorn, is a memory I'll always cherish.

[–] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Wait until you see holding on to its fave plush toys 🫠

[–] klemptor@startrek.website 11 points 4 months ago

Are you gonna just leave us hanging? Make with the link!

[–] ivanovsky 5 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Baby better be called Coconut

[–] Artisian@lemmy.world 17 points 4 months ago

I am so sorry to report that the pup has been named Segway. (Parents are Vespa and Scooter; so this follows a family tradition).

[–] Sphks@jlai.lu 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

"Pokeball" would be my choice. Or "Pikachu I chose you" but it's too long.

[–] bampop@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

That's a little bakugan boi

[–] molten@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I hate that the existence of AI has forced me to look into this to make sure it's real.

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 3 points 4 months ago

It doesn't even need AI, they straight up look like clay figures

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 1 points 4 months ago

had it's first

*its